GUESS THE CELEBRITY NIPPLE

C’mon, this one is sooo easy. Well, just in case you’re still stumped here’s a hint – this entertainer currently headlines a top rated CBS show on Friday night.

Give up? Click here for the answer. 

'TIS THE SEASON FOR FELICITY FAN FICTION

Yes, I cruise the fanfic sites from time to time. Not sure what kind of person that makes me. To be honest, it’s mostly done out of morbid curiosity. I like to see which shows people are still desperate to hang on to, and trying to recapture the magic in some way. Where’s the best place to trowel for such stories? Fanfiction.net hands down. They have like a zillion tales based on TV, movies, books, games – you name it. And yes, they do have a Felicity Fan Fiction site. Right now the section is holding its own with 38 stories. Some of my person faves are…

I Never Knew You by Unproper Grammar (Funny Noel moment)

The Roof by Chayah (slightly steamy)

Loving You by simbagirl (classic Felicity and Ben)

Excerpt from I NEVER KNEW YOU (close your eyes and you'll swear you're watching it once again on the WB):

When it came down to it, Felicity picked Ben. She loved Ben, she protested. She had told Noel once that no matter what she did, no matter which way she looked at it; she was meant to be with Ben. Noel disagreed completely, but who was he to say otherwise? She hadn’t wanted him. So to say that even after all these years, Noel still hated Ben Covington was a bit of an understatement. Sure it was petty and childish, but it was how he felt and he was never one to deny his feelings. But even so, his throat was still closing up and he needed medical attention and. goddamn it, he was going to kill Meghan when he was through with this.

HEY! THE LUNCH BOX SOME PUNK USED TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF MY SISTER IS ON EBAY.

Never thought I see that again, but there it was in all its 799KBs of glory. 

The Fall Guy lunch box (with Thermos) that some 9 yr. old used to send my sister to the nurse's office. I'm older than my sister so we had lunch periods at different times. So I was unable to come to her rescue.

Apparently what happened is this little, slightly hyperactive runt of a girl thought my sister cut in line for free fudgesicle day. My sister said she didn’t and I believe her. However, this kid thought otherwise and grabbed the nearest thing to smack her with – a metallic 1981 Fall Guy Lunch Box. My sister sustained a minor bump to the head, nothing serious. She's fine today.

FYI…The FALL GUY starred Lee Majors and Heather Thomas. The show lasted from ’81 – ’86.

The lunchbox itself sells for $99.99 on ebay.

This Heather Thomas poster sells for $13 on ebay 

– one of the first visuals I had ever pleasured myself to. TMI?