Monday, July 11, 2011

CHAMPAGNE WISHES AND CAVIAR DREAMS FOR YOUR TUSHY (pt. 2)


Looks like Renovo’s luxury toilet paper has nabbed the top honors for most expensive toilet tissues. The prime ingredient for this uber-soft, 3-ply TP is 100% virgin pulp. Makes each wipe feel like an ass-kiss of luxury. Plus, they come in all kinds of vibrant cool colors like black, red, green, orange, blue and fuchsia. PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!
A 2 pack goes for $4

And a 6 pack goes for almost 12 bucks

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24 comments:

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  2. This is perfect for those rich little juvenile delinquents that want to color coordinate their "TP" parties.

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  3. Two points I would like to make.
    1 - I wonder if you use the blue A.W. and you are a girl and have just peed, when you wipe,.... will it turn the paper green?
    2 - I will buy this but then I will also have to use the Sheryl Crow (?) method. Use only one sheet at a time.

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  4. I wouldn't use that shit to wrap my neighbors house.

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  5. Flush that money right down the toilet.

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  6. only women can come up with this kind of shit.

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  7. "Plus, they come in all kinds of vibrant cool colors like black" Beautiful. Just, wonderful, really!

    Joking aside, I want to spread this expensive toilet paper on my sloppy ass cheeks. Also, why is there no bargain for getting the 6 pack? its the same price. Might as well buy 3 2 packs of different colors. Geeze.

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  8. They're probably nice enough to use as wallpaper. lol.

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  9. ooooo! My tush is soooo happy! lol.

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  10. "Looks like Renovo’s luxury toilet paper"
    I loled!

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  11. I wouldn't want to wipe my ass off on $4 paper.

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  12. That's nice "an ass-kiss for the tush".

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  13. Too funny. Luxury TP, just what we all need.

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  14. I buy the worst sandpaper TP ever. It's like 1000 sheets per roll and it lasts forever. Yeah, I'm thrifty like that.

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  15. If I cared that much about my ass I probably wouldn't need toilet paper.

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  16. Black toilet paper - that would disturb the heck out of guests!

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  17. Wow I want colored toilet paper.

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  18. Aww! Someone already used my flushing money down the toilet line! I can't believe some of the things that are invented...

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  19. Makes me wonder if my butt deserves a royal treatment... ;)

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  20. Wow, that is some fancy ass wiping material!

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  21. Those prices are close to what we pay for regular toilet paper here. I live in one of the most expensive places to live in Canada.
    I find the colors disturbing since they must use strong dye that my bum may be allergic to. Also, virgin pulp? Isn't there something nicer to do with virgin pulp? I'm sure there is.

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  22. talk about flushing money down the toilet

    Everyday Life

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  23. Might as well grab some real greenbacks and use those as toilet paper, at that price!

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