If you read this blog you’ll realize no forbidden, taboo topic is safe from me. To get you up to speed, here’s part 1 to this ongoing series. Again I’m not condoning that a Zoophile should act on his (or her) impulses. In fact I’m doing just the opposite. I’m giving them a legal alternative that will totally fulfill these unnatural urges. You're welcome.
Step 1. Buy a mobile home or RV. Trust me, it will pay off for all you true zoophiles out there.
Step 2. Buy multiple packs of bedding and tissues for your RV.
Step 3. Purchase a digital camera.
Step 4. Go online and research all the upcoming State Fairs across the country.
Step 7. Meet and talk with all the owners in the sheep category.
Step 8. Ask the owner if he (or she) wouldn’t mind taking your picture with the sheep you fancy. Touch the sheep for sensation, but remember to show some restraint and not over do it.
Step 9. With the mental images fresh in your head and the digital pics in your camera, excuse yourself politely and run to the RV to pleasure yourself.
Step 10. Discard soiled sheets and tissues at night so not to arouse suspicion. Remember to delete photos as well.
Step 11. Journey on to the next fair.