Gone are the days of the Tom Sellecks, the Chuck Hestons and Burt Reynolds. Smooth body dudes (for the most part) still rule the big and the little screens. Sure there are still some hairy exceptions (Josh Holloway and Dick Van Patten), but for the most part, hairless is where it’s happening with the ladies. If you’re foregoing a wax session to self-manscape, just remember thy golden rules: 1) Whatever thou chops off, thou shalt expect to grow back with a fiery vengeance.2) Always be prepared.
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I need to get me one of those! :D
ReplyDeleteI've known some baboons in my time!
ReplyDeleteThis is some good advice buddy although I agree with you it's kind of sad to see the times of hairy, non groomed actors like Burt Reynolds fade away.
ReplyDeleteSome people are using this exclusively for their face. What a waste!
ReplyDeleteThankfully I don't grow body hair much at all. Though I would love to.
ReplyDeleteThankfully I come from a long line of mostly hairless men.
ReplyDeletehubby needs one of these
ReplyDeletePft, women don't know sh*t. Hair is where it's at.
ReplyDeleteI almost want to get one just so I can say I own a "manscaping machete"
ReplyDeleteNo, thanks. I prefer men to look manly.
ReplyDeleteYou know I have been thinking about shaving down my entire body and now I know what to buy in order to do it.
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ReplyDeletea hairy back is a huge turn-off
ReplyDeleteBack hair is evil and must be removed at all costs.
ReplyDeleteI do not like hairless at all. Hair is sexy. Not too much!
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