Monday, April 16, 2012

MOONING PHASES


For those who never saw Porky's or Bachelor Party (or weren't 15),Mooning is the act of displaying ones buttocks publicly. Originally,Flashing The Buttocks was the preferred term until the 1960s. Mooningthen had referred to romantically longing for a person. Never did discover when and why the definition changed. However I did find that there are 4 types of mooning positions that are approiately named for each lunar phase.
Full Moon – Open and free.
Half Moon – Pants are half way up. Usually occurs when mooning in a moving car.
Crescent Moon – While pulling up the pants (in a hurried fashion), the middle area gets stuck while the sides move up. Creates a crescent shape. Usually occurs when the person is suddenly caught by some type of authority figure.
Gibbous ­– Similar to a crescent moon except the sides and the middle are all at the same height.

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13 comments:

  1. So the term went from longing to exposing? So technically mooning mooning would be longing for someone to expose their buttcheeks?

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  2. I remember seeing a huge event on TV where people mooned a train

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  3. I've always wanted to do this, but everyone has a mobile phone these days, and I don't need my butt all over the internet.

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  4. Thanks for sharing these buddy, it's great to learn about all these different phases.

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  5. The mooning in the movie "Waiting" takes it to another stage!

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  6. I think some people have put too much thinking into mooning.

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  7. I never would have guessed there were differences with the humble moon. lol.

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  8. I've never mooned anyone. What a dull life I lead.

    Love,
    Janie

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  9. Didn't realize there were so many definitions for it.

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  10. So what's a hairy moon called?

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  11. Looks like the kind of lawn gnome you'd put in your cell in prison!

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