DISCOUNTS FOR DEVIL WORSHIPPERS.

It’s gotta be pretty tough being a devil worshiper in 2010. Not just because of the whole “pledge undying love to Lucifer” thing. And not because you’d have a bitch of a time getting personal days from work for the many ritualistic “goat” sacrifice holidays. I’d say the big downer of the dark arts is the amount of coin you need to spend on traditional Satanic gear. Fortunately, the devil is truly in the details. After an exhausting 9.5 minutes of Google searching I found THE SATAN SHOP. The site where you can save on everything evil, PLUS they accept VISA. Some of the hot, hellish have-to-haves are…

RITUALISTIC "LEGENDS OF STEEL" DAGGER (only $49.99)
Design inspired by medieval times
Double-edged blade
Antique pewter finish
Silver wire wrap grip
Mahogany sacrifice mini table included

SPELL BOOK JOURNAL (only $14.99)
From the Black Arts collection
80 blank pages (handy for spell and sacrifice notations)
Cover based on the art of Ted Suluepe
5.5" wide by 8.25" high
Cloth-wrapped back cover

GOAT OF MENDES (only $116.99)
Likeness of the classic Sabbatic Goat
Stands 19 inches tall
Symbolizes divine revelation
Made from a cold-cast resin
Features Satanic Pentagram on forehead

BAPHOMET SILVER CHALICE (ONLY $29.99)
Holds 13 ounces of your favorite liquid or blood
Made of lead-free brass
Silver-plated
Sturdy design (good for any ritual)

MORE FASHION DESIGNERS SLUMMING IT FOR ‘10.

by KC (NWM Staff Writer)

Sure you could make a case for Jaclyn Smith and Kmart. Though to me, fashion maven Mizrahi was the real discount trailblazer back in ’02 when he teamed up with Target. And with this sucky economy still staying sucky, more and more high-end designers (real and faux) are creating lines for moderate to lower priced stores. Here are 4 to keep on your radar…

OLSENBOYE (Olsen Twins) @ JC Penny
Chic tomboy styles at reasonable prices. No word if their trademark BIG-ass sunglasses are in the mix.

SONIA RYKIEL @ H&M
Has that French runway feel without bursting your budget, or end up in the trash if you decide not to buy.

KARDASHIANS( Kim, Khloe $ Kourtney) @ Bebe
Hot clothes for those reality-based sexy nights.

NICOLE RICHIE @ House of Harlow 
Hits all stores next month. My money is on a bohemian chic look.

FREEBIE FRIDAY: SOMETHING FOR NOTHING – FROM A BIG GIANT!

I’m about to do something no blog before me has ever attempted. I’m actually going to say something nice about Wal-Mart. Personally, I’m pro "mom & pop" stores all the way. However, recently while surfing the mega, super-smiley-faced Walmart.com (yes I'm that lame) I did find something that was kinda cool – The free trial & sample section. An area of the site that offers free trials on everything from music to paper towels to “quit smoking” gum. Is there a catch? Sure. That goes without saying in corporate America. Some of the samples are only available in store. And some you need to fill out a 5 hour survey (ok, more like 3 ½ hr) to claim your product-prize. But still, one can’t argue that the stuff is free. Yes, you’re probably getting a teeny-tiny size, but hey, it’s still a way to stick it to the MAN. Sorta.