It’s gotta be pretty tough being a devil worshiper in 2010. Not just because of the whole “pledge undying love to Lucifer” thing. And not because you’d have a bitch of a time getting personal days from work for the many ritualistic “goat” sacrifice holidays. I’d say the big downer of the dark arts is the amount of coin you need to spend on traditional Satanic gear. Fortunately, the devil is truly in the details. After an exhausting 9.5 minutes of Google searching I found THE SATAN SHOP. The site where you can save on everything evil, PLUS they accept VISA. Some of the hot, hellish have-to-haves are…
RITUALISTIC "LEGENDS OF STEEL" DAGGER (only $49.99)
Design inspired by medieval times
Double-edged blade
Antique pewter finish
Silver wire wrap grip
Mahogany sacrifice mini table included
SPELL BOOK JOURNAL (only $14.99)
From the Black Arts collection
80 blank pages (handy for spell and sacrifice notations)
Cover based on the art of Ted Suluepe
5.5" wide by 8.25" high
Cloth-wrapped back cover
GOAT OF MENDES (only $116.99)
Likeness of the classic Sabbatic Goat
Stands 19 inches tall
Symbolizes divine revelation
Made from a cold-cast resin
Features Satanic Pentagram on forehead
BAPHOMET SILVER CHALICE (ONLY $29.99)
Holds 13 ounces of your favorite liquid or blood
Made of lead-free brass
Silver-plated
Sturdy design (good for any ritual)
I once had to clean up after a ritual was performed sacrificing already dead chickens. True story.
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