I have the most beautiful right leg on the planet. I know this ‘cause every time I walk into a home with a dog [BAM], hump city. Big dogs. Small dogs. Guy. Girl. Neutered or not. Doesn’t matter. To them, my leg is like a spry Tom Selleck (during the Magnum days, not Jesse Stone). Way better than any Jennifer Convertible leg, I think. Now thanks to Marco Giroto, looks like I’m about to get some stiff competition with his Doggie Lover doll. This anatomically correct creature is made of soft rubber and silicone. Comes complete with water based lubricant (let your imagination finish that sentence). The Doggie Doll's slick surface also makes it a cinch to clean. Mr. Giroto said the concept came to him out of necessity.
“I had the idea to make this doll when my Maltese started to grab everybody’s legs. I did some research and couldn’t find anything like it, anywhere in the world. I decided to make it,” reveals Marco.
So far testing has gone extremely well. All of the dogs seemed to experience sexual enjoyment without anxiety. Not sure how they survey that. Marco is confident that if the small size is a selling success, Dobermans should be able to order their puppy partners by early 2010.
Click here to order your hump helper.
