American scientists invented Frozen Concentrated orange juice at the end of Word War II. It wound up being the best selling type of OJ for nearly 4 decades, and helped launch the Florida orange juice market.
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Sunday, August 21, 2011
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T PACK A BANANA IN YOUR CARRYON BEFORE FLYING...AND OTHER TIPS.
by Eddie Winkle (NWM Staff Writer)
Unfortunately I found out the hard way. I was in a harried rush to make my flight for a yearly pilgrimage to see my parents in Boca Raton. While putting my carryon through the security machines I got nabbed for not 1, but 4 travel violations…
Similar to laptops, Kindles too need to be separated from your carryon bag before placing it in the X-ray machine.
Glass jars filled with stuff (like blueberry jam) need to be packed with your regular luggage or else they will be confiscated.
Bananas arouse suspicion (they never told me why).
Don't even think about bringing medium to big-size stuff with liquid (bottled water, snowglobes, etc.)HERE’S A MORE DETAILED LIST OF CARRYON NO-NO’s…
[courtesy of those friendly folks at the Transportation Security Administration]
- Box Cutters
- Ice Axes/Ice Picks
- Meat Cleavers
- Razor-Type Blades - such as box cutters, utility knives, razor blades not in a cartridge, but excluding safety razors.
- Sabers
- Scissors - metal with pointed tips and blades shorter than four inches
- Swords
- Gun Lighters
- Axes & Hatchets
- Cattle Prods
- Hammers
- Drills
- Saws
- Billy Clubs
- Black Jacks
- Brass Knuckles
- Kubatons
- Gas Cartridges
- Lighters (without fuel)
Happy Holiday Traveling!
Saturday, October 3, 2009
I DOODLE INSTEAD OF PAYING ATTENTION AT WORK.
by Biz-Boy (NWM Staff Cartoonist)
Created Oct. 1st - 10:32am:
During an analytics call with the Florida branch. Someone mentioned they went bowling last weekend.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
NWM TWEETS OF THE DAY.
@SUGERBEAR5 wheneva u want playa let me kno
Damn it, I was to see DEVO perform the "Freedom Of Choice" album in it's entirety! Why does FL have to be so far away?
RT @ allsetwin Success is like a fart -- only your own smells nice.
He did it again!!! Woke Us !! Thank you !! My God ,you are good to me !! Have a Great Day !! May Favor be upon you !
Thursday, September 10, 2009
IT’S A GO FOR DOGGIE SEXUAL AID.
I have the most beautiful right leg on the planet. I know this ‘cause every time I walk into a home with a dog [BAM], hump city. Big dogs. Small dogs. Guy. Girl. Neutered or not. Doesn’t matter. To them, my leg is like a spry Tom Selleck (during the Magnum days, not Jesse Stone). Way better than any Jennifer Convertible leg, I think. Now thanks to Marco Giroto, looks like I’m about to get some stiff competition with his Doggie Lover doll. This anatomically correct creature is made of soft rubber and silicone. Comes complete with water based lubricant (let your imagination finish that sentence). The Doggie Doll's slick surface also makes it a cinch to clean. Mr. Giroto said the concept came to him out of necessity.
“I had the idea to make this doll when my Maltese started to grab everybody’s legs. I did some research and couldn’t find anything like it, anywhere in the world. I decided to make it,” reveals Marco.
So far testing has gone extremely well. All of the dogs seemed to experience sexual enjoyment without anxiety. Not sure how they survey that. Marco is confident that if the small size is a selling success, Dobermans should be able to order their puppy partners by early 2010.
Click here to order your hump helper.
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