THE PIZZA CONE…BEST THING SINCE SLICED um PIZZA.

K! Pizza-Cone shop (in midtown Manhattan) is changing how we scarf down our slices of za. No need to worry about oil running over and scorching that fleshy area between the thumb and pointer finger. They serve their pizza in a cone. The store manager (Ingo Pinto) got the idea from witnessing the pizzacone craze in Portugal, Italy and Brazil.

The restaurant setup is similar to a TCBY. You got crispy cones and all types of toppings to choose from. Though instead of Gummy Bears and Oreo bits, you have stuff like salami, broccoli, bacon and green peppers. Next, they throw in some sauce and cheese, and in 5 minutes you got the perfect pizza-to-go. Right now a slice goes for $4.90 – a couple bucks more than the old 2009 models. To me it's totally worth it to be able to shove a taste of the future in your mouth!

IT’S A GO FOR DOGGIE SEXUAL AID.

I have the most beautiful right leg on the planet. I know this ‘cause every time I walk into a home with a dog [BAM], hump city. Big dogs. Small dogs. Guy. Girl. Neutered or not. Doesn’t matter. To them, my leg is like a spry Tom Selleck (during the Magnum days, not Jesse Stone). Way better than any Jennifer Convertible leg, I think. Now thanks to Marco Giroto, looks like I’m about to get some stiff competition with his Doggie Lover doll. This anatomically correct creature is made of soft rubber and silicone. Comes complete with water based lubricant (let your imagination finish that sentence). The Doggie Doll's slick surface also makes it a cinch to clean. Mr. Giroto said the concept came to him out of necessity.

“I had the idea to make this doll when my Maltese started to grab everybody’s legs. I did some research and couldn’t find anything like it, anywhere in the world. I decided to make it,” reveals Marco.

So far testing has gone extremely well. All of the dogs seemed to experience sexual enjoyment without anxiety. Not sure how they survey that. Marco is confident that if the small size is a selling success, Dobermans should be able to order their puppy partners by early 2010.

Click here to order your hump helper.