TOM SELLECK IS NOSTRADAMUS (THE GOOD VERSION)

The time, 1993. AT&T sets out to prove it’s not just a phone company with a fancier name than its folksy ancestor Bell Atlantic. They wanted to give us a glimpse of the AT&T telecommunication future. Good reasons why we will be more than willing to shell out more for our phone bills. The idea? An ad campaign appropriately titled “You Will”. The spots were directed by David Fincher (Zodiac and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button) and narrated by Tom Selleck. The incredible part is these commercials are from 1993. Before Al Gore creates the internet and Steve Jobs designs his i-stuff. It’s crazy freaky how many predictions actually came true. And it's not just the big stuff. They also nailed the little, convenient day-to-day technologies. Unfortunately, even though AT&T gets the blue ribbon for predicting, they kinda fell short in the producing category. As you will see, they were not "the company that will bring it to you" in most cases.

OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.

FYI…that’s not my belly. That’s some photographer having a laugh at my expense. Let me back up a bit. We all had to take weird photos for some PR thing at work. They took about 10 shots of me, and this is the one they ended up with. I have a pretty good sense of humor about it so (with the help of my art director friend) I turned it into a PSA (public service announcement).

Oh and I’m not trying to brag, but that picture doesn’t do me justice. I’m a very good looking 40 yr. old blogger. See for yourself.

MY 1980s BRUCE WILLIS POSE

MY SEXY TOM SELLECK POSE

What more proof could you ask for?

TOM SELLECK IS NOSTRADAMUS (THE GOOD VERSION).

The time, 1993. AT&T sets out to prove it’s not just a phone company with a fancier name than its folksy ancestor Bell Atlantic. They wanted to give us a glimpse of the AT&T telecommunication future. Good reasons why we will be more than willing to shell out more for our phone bills. The idea? An ad campaign appropriately titled “You Will”. The spots were directed by David Fincher (Zodiac and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button) and narrated by Tom Selleck. The incredible part is these commercials are from 1993. Before Al Gore creates the internet and Steve Jobs designs his i-stuff. It’s crazy freaky how many predictions actually came true. And it's not just the big stuff. They also nailed the little, convenient day-to-day technologies. Unfortunately, even though AT&T gets the blue ribbon for predicting, they kinda fell short in the producing category. As you will see, they were not "the company that will bring it to you" in most cases.

IT’S A GO FOR DOGGIE SEXUAL AID.

I have the most beautiful right leg on the planet. I know this ‘cause every time I walk into a home with a dog [BAM], hump city. Big dogs. Small dogs. Guy. Girl. Neutered or not. Doesn’t matter. To them, my leg is like a spry Tom Selleck (during the Magnum days, not Jesse Stone). Way better than any Jennifer Convertible leg, I think. Now thanks to Marco Giroto, looks like I’m about to get some stiff competition with his Doggie Lover doll. This anatomically correct creature is made of soft rubber and silicone. Comes complete with water based lubricant (let your imagination finish that sentence). The Doggie Doll's slick surface also makes it a cinch to clean. Mr. Giroto said the concept came to him out of necessity.

“I had the idea to make this doll when my Maltese started to grab everybody’s legs. I did some research and couldn’t find anything like it, anywhere in the world. I decided to make it,” reveals Marco.

So far testing has gone extremely well. All of the dogs seemed to experience sexual enjoyment without anxiety. Not sure how they survey that. Marco is confident that if the small size is a selling success, Dobermans should be able to order their puppy partners by early 2010.

Click here to order your hump helper.