Monday, June 13, 2011

BITCH PLEASE!


No judgments. Swear. But right now My Uptown Pooch is having an amazing sale on doggie bridal gowns. [insert snarky mental thought you’re having right now.] That’s right. You can get their…New Beginnings Satin Dog Wedding Gown with Removable Train for only $199. That’s 33% off the original price.
So what do you get with such doggie decadence?
- White satin dress
- Embroidered with roses
- Pearls & Sequins
- Detachable train
- Plus it’s a limited edition
(as opposed to the other more common doggie bridal dresses out there. Sorry, said I wasn't going to judge.) 
Quite fetchingl!!!!

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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28 comments:

  1. Major MackJune 13, 2011 at 12:14 AM

    huh? if you dont judge. I will. thats weak.

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  2. Oilfield TrashJune 13, 2011 at 12:19 AM

    You just made Paris Hilton's panties get wet.

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  3. Pat TillettJune 13, 2011 at 12:37 AM

    what to get the pooch who has everyting!

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  4. AnonymousJune 13, 2011 at 12:38 AM

    Whoever created this was a genius because they must be selling like hotcakes to celebrities

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  5. LoneIslanderJune 13, 2011 at 12:48 AM

    That's just like torture to the dogs >.<

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  6. Ms. AJune 13, 2011 at 12:55 AM

    Ok, I'll say it... conspicuous consumption. There.

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  7. ZombieJune 13, 2011 at 1:24 AM

    oh wow... what kind of crazy person would do that to a dog...

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  8. AnonymousJune 13, 2011 at 3:11 AM

    thanks but i prefer my canine cutie strutting by in Juicy Couture.

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  9. Rhonda at Laugh QuotesJune 13, 2011 at 3:46 AM

    Wow, only $199. LOL
    Why?

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  10. The Angry LurkerJune 13, 2011 at 6:46 AM

    .....quite frightening.

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  11. Alex J. CavanaughJune 13, 2011 at 7:15 AM

    What about the matching tux?

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  12. themajesstyJune 13, 2011 at 8:02 AM

    Bikinis will be more interesting. ;)

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  13. BelleJune 13, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    Okay, I will tell you my first thought on this. I hate people. (because they are so f#$%@ stupid)
    But I know this is wrong so forget I said it.

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  14. TexaGermaFinlaNadianJune 13, 2011 at 12:33 PM

    You might not be judging, but I sure as heck am. What a stupid stupid thing to spend money on. Fools :) haha

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  15. E. M. ProkopJune 13, 2011 at 12:47 PM

    Oh...I'm gonna judge the hell out of this! It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of! (Well, one of them anyways)..No dog wants to wear clothes...look at that poor dogs face! People are such idiots..

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  16. AllenTeschJune 13, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    The only thing that could make buying this worse is buying it for a boy dog.
    And thank you for the great honor! I'm very humbled and thankful.

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  17. BBJune 13, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    Everytime I think you can't surprise me with anything else, you go ahead and do just that. Who the f**k has this kind of money to throw away? Good lord.

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  18. DCHYJune 13, 2011 at 2:34 PM

    Quit dogging it or you'll end up in the doghouse! ;)

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  19. Sharon DayJune 13, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    Well, sure, but my doggy doesn't wear sale rack wedding gowns. I don't know who you think your audience is. :-)

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  20. XenotothJune 13, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    Damn, now only if this was for cats! :P

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  21. MY REPUBLIC OF FASHIONJune 13, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    Haha, wedding dresses for dogs? Love it! :)SArahD

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  22. Dave BenzeneJune 13, 2011 at 6:24 PM

    At least if you ever need wedding clothes for a baby you could use this

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  23. TIMMYTHEROBOTJune 13, 2011 at 6:50 PM

    God, dressing up dogs is one of the silliest things.

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  24. MarleneJune 13, 2011 at 10:09 PM

    LOL....I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

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  25. edJune 13, 2011 at 11:03 PM

    gonna stock up on those

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  26. UnknownJune 14, 2011 at 12:53 AM

    I'm really confused because I don't see the next Taco Bell Special.

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  27. RebeccaJune 14, 2011 at 6:22 PM

    wow glad i don't have a dog

    Everyday Life

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  28. Justine’s HalloweenJune 14, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    I actually have a friend who dressed up her dog in a tux and top hat for her own wedding. That was interesting enough, but $199 for a little wedding gown? Hmm...

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