No judgments. Swear. But right now My Uptown Pooch is having an amazing sale on doggie bridal gowns. [insert snarky mental thought you’re having right now.] That’s right. You can get their… New Beginnings Satin Dog Wedding Gown with Removable Train for only $199. That’s 33% off the original price.
So what do you get with such doggie decadence?
- White satin dress
- Embroidered with roses
- Pearls & Sequins
- Detachable train
- Plus it’s a limited edition
(as opposed to the other more common doggie bridal dresses out there. Sorry, said I wasn't going to judge.)
Quite fetchingl!!!!
huh? if you dont judge. I will. thats weak.
ReplyDeleteYou just made Paris Hilton's panties get wet.
ReplyDeletewhat to get the pooch who has everyting!
ReplyDeleteWhoever created this was a genius because they must be selling like hotcakes to celebrities
ReplyDeleteThat's just like torture to the dogs >.<
ReplyDeleteOk, I'll say it... conspicuous consumption. There.
ReplyDeleteoh wow... what kind of crazy person would do that to a dog...
ReplyDeletethanks but i prefer my canine cutie strutting by in Juicy Couture.
ReplyDeleteWow, only $199. LOL
ReplyDeleteWhy?
.....quite frightening.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the matching tux?
ReplyDeleteBikinis will be more interesting. ;)
ReplyDeleteOkay, I will tell you my first thought on this. I hate people. (because they are so f#$%@ stupid)
ReplyDeleteBut I know this is wrong so forget I said it.
You might not be judging, but I sure as heck am. What a stupid stupid thing to spend money on. Fools :) haha
ReplyDeleteOh...I'm gonna judge the hell out of this! It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of! (Well, one of them anyways)..No dog wants to wear clothes...look at that poor dogs face! People are such idiots..
ReplyDeleteThe only thing that could make buying this worse is buying it for a boy dog.
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you for the great honor! I'm very humbled and thankful.
Everytime I think you can't surprise me with anything else, you go ahead and do just that. Who the f**k has this kind of money to throw away? Good lord.
ReplyDeleteQuit dogging it or you'll end up in the doghouse! ;)
ReplyDeleteWell, sure, but my doggy doesn't wear sale rack wedding gowns. I don't know who you think your audience is. :-)
ReplyDeleteDamn, now only if this was for cats! :P
ReplyDeleteHaha, wedding dresses for dogs? Love it! :)SArahD
ReplyDeleteAt least if you ever need wedding clothes for a baby you could use this
ReplyDeleteGod, dressing up dogs is one of the silliest things.
ReplyDeleteLOL....I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
ReplyDeletegonna stock up on those
ReplyDeleteI'm really confused because I don't see the next Taco Bell Special.
ReplyDeletewow glad i don't have a dog
ReplyDeleteEveryday Life
I actually have a friend who dressed up her dog in a tux and top hat for her own wedding. That was interesting enough, but $199 for a little wedding gown? Hmm...
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