YES, THIS IS A SEXUAL FETISH!

Homilophilia:

Arousal from hearing religious sermons from any type of pious figure of authority.

YES, THIS IS A SEXUAL FETISH

Fetish:

EMETOPHILIA

Definition:

When an individual is aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit.

SEXY ADULT GIFT OF THE MONTH CLUBS.

by Biz-Boy (NWM Staff Writer)

Looking for the gift that keeps on giving for someone who has everything…that's also a sexual deviant? Check out these Adult Gift of the Month Clubs.

PLAYFUL PANTY OF THE MONTH CLUB ($19.95 monthly fee): Intimate styles include: chiffon, ruffled, sheer and crotchless.

CONDOM OF THE MONTH ($14 monthly fee): Each month you'll receive 12 premium condoms. Varied in style, feel and flavor.

EXOTIC TOUCH LINGERIE OF THE MONTH CLUB ($50 monthly fee): Get ready to be surprised with the sensual outfit (of their choice) in the badydoll, teddy or camisole genre.

YES, THIS IS A SEXUAL FETISH.

FORMICOPHILIA

The act of being aroused from ants crawling over and nibbling on the skin.

LEATHER MASK AND BALL GAG SHOPPING?

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FIRST CREEPY CAT CALENDAR CLOCKS IN FOR 2010.

by Eddie Winkle (NWM Staff Writer)

There’s fashion forward and then there’s down right “creepy cat-lover” creepy. United Bamboo (the Benetton-esque fashion co.) just released their Limited Edition 2010 calendar. It features 12 monthly visuals of kittens (not a sexy metaphor), real cats dressed in all types of alluring fashions. Now I’m as much of a progressive metrosexual as the next person, but to me this is a tad cringe worthy. And I’m the guy that likes to dress his pug as fuzzy dice for Halloween. Just saying. Be that as it may, UB does have some stunning wearable looks for the new year. The feline fashion spreads include a sensible blouse skirt combo, a formal dress and even a warm colored sarong.

FYI…as of now the website says due to high demand the calendar is currently out of stock (holding my opinions to myself.)

TOP 5 BIZARRE PORN SITES NO ONE WILL ADMIT TO CHECKING OUT, YET HERE THEY ARE.

by Biz-Boy (NWM Staff Writer)

I apologize. Since I am a guy I reviewed mostly female-themed sites.

Super Hero Fetish (Superherofetish.com): Who will save the day? Scantily clad women in knockoff DC and Marvel outfits. Site also devotes a generous portion to half-dressed heroines tied up and helpless. Save the super cheerleader?

Clown Porn (clown-porn.com): A collection of carnie and clown gals doing adult things with cream pies and seltzer bottles. It’s kinda like a regular porn site, only the chicks and dudes are wearing clown make up and funny wigs. 

Horny Amish Wives (hornyamishwives.com): You know that thing when Amish kids can leave the farm and go hog wild? It’s called Rumspringa. Now imagine if these Amish women never left the farm, and did all that wild stuff in the barn. Oh, and they’re married. 

Messy Girl (messygirl.com): It’s your basic: girl on mud, girl on paint, girl on syrup type of site. Most scenes display these vivacious fems in the shower adding these messy ingredients, then washing off. Standard outfits are white flimsy tshirts that become immediately see-through once a droplet of water touches it.

Women wearing diapers (diaper-girls.com):  Your basic age regression fetish site. Women and men alike dressed in diapers and footie pajamas. Then they pose out in rooms adorned with stuffed animals or sit in a giant adult-sized crib. WARNING there is some lactation play involved.

YES, THIS IS A SEXUAL FETISH.

Fetish:

EMETOPHILIA

Definition:

When an individual is aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit.

YES, THIS IS A SEXUAL FETISH!

Homilophilia:

Arousal from hearing religious sermons from any type of pious figure of authority.