CREEPY GUY OUTFIT FOR UNDER $55.

When I say “creepy” I think it goes without saying I'm referring to the older, awkward, nebbish male species. Ladies, you know the one. The big time lurker who always seems to invade personal spaces. The guy that gets a bit too touchy on crowded public transportation. He also doesn’t seem to mind when women catch him staring intently at their body parts.

I gotta say I'm very impressed with the outfit I chose. It works well for spring, plus has a bit more style and flare than the adult / little boy clothes creepies tend to wear.

TUXEDO T-SHIRT WITH WHITE FLOWER

15.99 @ buycoolshirts.com

GEARS OF WAR – JAM SHORTS
$9.00 @ Walmart

BLACK CASINO DICE SOCKS

$2.99 @ ebay

COTTON TRUCKER CAP

$5.99 @ Amazon

NIKE® MEN’S SLIDE SANDALS

$19.99 @ JC Penny

NAUGHTY ROLE-PLAYING ON A BUDGET.

by Nameless Dad (NWM Staff Writer)

Times are tight. No getting around it. In my household, we are always looking to save where we can like on food, household supplies, and of course sexual role-playing. I know some couples can get by with a few index cards of key dialogue and a pair of thong underwear (for both parties). Me, I’m a visual guy. If we’re about to go for a role-playing romp, me and the mrs. need to dress the parts. Unfortunately these carnal costumes usually go for a pretty penny in the stores. Plus, I’m not brave enough to venture up to the register with two dirty cop outfits in hand. Thankfully there’s the world-wide-web. Here are just some of the lady outfits I found at DISCREETNOVELTY.COM FOR UNDER $50.

TEACHER'S PET ($44.31)
4 Pc includes dress with side and front lacing, ruffle-back panty, necktie, and knee highs.

LOLLA THE LAWYER ($24.51)
4 Pc includes zipper-front dress with cutaway front, belt, necktie with name tag, and boyshort.

PIRATE WENCH ($49.26)
3 Pc includes zipper-back sleeveless dress, velvet bolero with skull appliqu, and eye patch.

ROWDY REF ($24.20)
Rowdy Ref Outfit has Striped Knit Dress with Adjustable Lace-up Sides and Matching Thong. Includes Baseball Cap and Whistle.

QUICK COURSE IN ROLE-PLAYING.

Silk Velour Ep. 10: Role Playing @ Yahoo! Video

STRANDED AT THE AIRPORT OUTFIT FOR UNDER $50.

Comfy, affordable clothes for a 30min to 28hr airport wait. Courtesy of Amazon.

Russell Athletic Men's Dri-Power Hooded Pullover Fleece Sweatshirt ($19.99)

Champion Men's Jersey Tee ($7.98)

Soffe Men's Classic Sweatpants with Pockets ($14.99)

SEXY ADULT GIFT OF THE MONTH CLUBS.

by Biz-Boy (NWM Staff Writer)

Looking for the gift that keeps on giving for someone who has everything…that's also a sexual deviant? Check out these Adult Gift of the Month Clubs.

PLAYFUL PANTY OF THE MONTH CLUB ($19.95 monthly fee): Intimate styles include: chiffon, ruffled, sheer and crotchless.

CONDOM OF THE MONTH ($14 monthly fee): Each month you'll receive 12 premium condoms. Varied in style, feel and flavor.

EXOTIC TOUCH LINGERIE OF THE MONTH CLUB ($50 monthly fee): Get ready to be surprised with the sensual outfit (of their choice) in the badydoll, teddy or camisole genre.

SEMI-COOL 2O YEAR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION OUTFIT FOR UNDER $170.

‘Tis the weekend for reunions (since everyone is usually in for Thanksgiving.) Got my 20 yr. HS tonight. As far as my visual presence goes, I’m aiming for trendy, but nothing too overstated. Oh, and pretty much anything that’ll make me look thinner…for not a lot of money. Tough order, but I think I achieved it.

Jefferson cord blazer ($88) GAP

Faded Glory - Men's Stripe Long-Sleeve Button-Down Shirt ($4)

Calvin Klein Jeans Men's Medium Wash Jeans ($59.99) Calvin Klein

Isaaco Men's Black Leather Casual Belt ($13.49)