Friday, October 16, 2009

TOP 5 BIZARRE PORN SITES NO ONE WILL ADMIT TO CHECKING OUT, YET HERE THEY ARE.


by Biz-Boy (NWM Staff Writer)

I apologize. Since I am a guy I reviewed mostly female-themed sites.

Super Hero Fetish (Superherofetish.com): Who will save the day? Scantily clad women in knockoff DC and Marvel outfits. Site also devotes a generous portion to half-dressed heroines tied up and helpless. Save the super cheerleader?

Clown Porn (clown-porn.com): A collection of carnie and clown gals doing adult things with cream pies and seltzer bottles. It’s kinda like a regular porn site, only the chicks and dudes are wearing clown make up and funny wigs. 

Horny Amish Wives (hornyamishwives.com): You know that thing when Amish kids can leave the farm and go hog wild? It’s called Rumspringa. Now imagine if these Amish women never left the farm, and did all that wild stuff in the barn. Oh, and they’re married. 

Messy Girl (messygirl.com): It’s your basic: girl on mud, girl on paint, girl on syrup type of site. Most scenes display these vivacious fems in the shower adding these messy ingredients, then washing off. Standard outfits are white flimsy tshirts that become immediately see-through once a droplet of water touches it.

Women wearing diapers (diaper-girls.com):  Your basic age regression fetish site. Women and men alike dressed in diapers and footie pajamas. Then they pose out in rooms adorned with stuffed animals or sit in a giant adult-sized crib. WARNING there is some lactation play involved.

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2 comments:

  1. thank the gods for this post thanks

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  2. I have heard of clown porn, and, as per usual, am wishing I hadn't

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