Friday, October 15, 2010

GOOGLE AWKWARD SEARCH GAME


Blah, blah, blah…after work I got my ass kicked in beer pong by 6 "twenty-something" kids. Blah, blah, blah… convinced me to do shots. Blah…wasted…blah, blah…had crappy Mexican food….blah, blah, dry heaved in the sink for a bit. Blah, blah, blah…and now is the perfect time to play THE GOOGLE AWKWARD SEARCH GAME. Here are the rules– In the search area type in part of a statement or question. Then simply let Google finish it off. Here are some lame-tastic examples.








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32 comments:

  1. alien meat?! Really?? hilarious searches!

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  2. haha do midgets have night vision??? what!? haha

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  3. I have wondered that about midgets and car seats.

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  4. oh man, these never fail to crack me up. favorites this time around are midgets using car seats and eating just one pistachio. are they supposed to be like lays or something?

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  5. I"ve made the mistake of playing beer pong and this other game where you take a shot of beer every time the song changes on this special dj mix on their iPhoones...oh and then there was this one with cards...Kings Cup.....with college kids.

    Ok. Who am I kidding??? I've made that mistake MANY MANY MANY times...and continue to make it...I bend to peer pressure in my old age....

    I'm kinda retarded like that.

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  6. So does weed krill bain skells?

    I loaer aehtkea!

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  7. I'm laughing so freaking hard, I can barely breathe! That made my entire day! Do midgets have souls? How do I kill my wife? hee hee hee hee

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  8. Yes. Midgets do bite,....your butt.

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  9. alien meat? Oh man, my grocery store doesn't have that, I feel jipped

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  10. beat in beer pong by a bunch of little idiots IDIOTS! I am legend

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  11. Google is sooo helpful. LOL. You could start OUT looking for one thing and research soooo many OTHER options. EXCELLENT. =D

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  12. I can't help but feel you just blah blah'd over an interesting tale. I want to hear more about the beer pong. Maybe with stick figures illustrating.

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  13. cheater! Where is purple monkey balls? ;)

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  14. "Do guys like eating girls out?" What does this mean? sorry about the beer pong loss, but they are in their 20's. They'll win every time. xo

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  15. Actually, I really wonder if midgets to have normal sized....ahhh...never mind. Maybe I really don't want to know. (But I do.)

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  16. Midgets with night vision? I need to look that one up.

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  17. LMAO!!! I think "why does my private area itchy" is full of awesome. I want to walk around saying that, except that I don't want to imply that my private area does in fact itchy.

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  18. I probably waste at least an hour a day typing random crap into google search. Love the blog by the way.

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  19. I noticed how do "I kill... my wife" came up. I wonder if someone has actually done a tutorial on this topic...yikes!

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  20. heheh hard to find something interesting in the first find: Search: "Do you like" and it takes you to the Waffles song, lol, gonna be hard to remove that song from my mind!

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  21. hahah I lol'ed when I got to "how do I kill my wife"

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  22. bahahaha! I love that "wife" is just thrown in there amongst bed bugs! bahaha!

    Such a funny search!

    Ohh and I am AH-MAZE-ING at beer pong! I should have been on your team we totaly would have whooped arse!

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  23. Midgets...night vision. Hmm. This is a hilarious post, by the way.

    What the fuuuu.

    When can I
    When should I
    When would I

    All give results having to do with pregnancy. What. What's wrong with women.

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  24. my favorite is 'do midgets have night vision'. I have always wondered that myself. Also do 'leprechauns like the taste of bacon?

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  25. OKay, that is freaking hilarious! I have never tried this, but I have a feeling I'm going to get myself into trouble with it. LoL

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  26. The have you ever eaten...is hilarious! The midget one is good too.

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