Saturday, December 10, 2011

NYC WARNING: SANTACONers ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE


As you are reading this entry hundreds Santas are invading the streets of NYC today (Saturday, December 10th). It’s for sure not to snag a holiday gig at the mall. It’s SantaCon. A traditional, holiday bar crawl with a purpose – to collect food for the NYC food bank. Last yearSantaCon managed to donate 1000 lbs of food. This year the goal is set at over a ton. The crawl starts at 10am sharp, and has 5 different starting points that covers all the boroughs. It’s sorta like the NYC marathon, only with beer.
REQUIREMENTS:
In order to participate in this bar crawl a teeny tiny Santa hat won’t cover it. You need to be full on Saint Nick. Hence why it will be Day of the Living Santa.
THE RULES (from the site):
In order NOT to be excluded from all the merriment SantaConers must abide by these rules (posted on nycsantacon.com)
  1. Don't f-ck with kids.
  2. Don't f-ck with cops.
  3. Don't f-ck with security.
  4. Don't f-ck with Santa.
The crawl lasts all day and into the night. My advice to parents with kids, refrain from putting little ones on Santa’s lap today. Please refer to exhibits A, B, C & D below for clarification.






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Posted by Copyboy at 10:44 AM
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15 comments:

  1. Alex J. CavanaughDecember 10, 2011 at 11:27 AM

    You're sure I can't sit on the lap of that first Santa???

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  2. JJDecember 10, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    must be quite a sight :)

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  3. D4December 10, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    Subjects A and C sound like rather pleasant lap sitting in my opinion.

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  4. Pat HattDecember 10, 2011 at 12:38 PM

    I agree with d4, I'd lap sit on subject A especailly any time.

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  5. AnonymousDecember 10, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    hottie + santa costume + lingerie = yummy

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  6. MarkDecember 10, 2011 at 1:25 PM

    The only problem I have with this is it will shatter kids to see about 1000 Santas everywhere.

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  7. Ms. ADecember 10, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    That's scary, especially for someone (like me) that dislikes Christmas to begin with.

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  8. Janie JunebugDecember 10, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    Looks like great fun. Wish I were there in a super sexy Santa suit.

    Love,
    Lola

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  9. GDecember 10, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    I wouldn't mind some of those Santa-ettes running after me

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  10. Henrietta CollinsDecember 10, 2011 at 8:00 PM

    i don't get it. why should i not let my kids sit in those laps? they all seem REALLY friendly...

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  11. BelleDecember 10, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    That is a great way to get food for the poor. Good for them.

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  12. Justine’s HalloweenDecember 10, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    What a fun idea! Are you planning to participate in the bar crawl or attend it?

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  13. DWeiDecember 11, 2011 at 2:02 AM

    Wish my city would hold events like this.

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  14. OutcastDecember 11, 2011 at 8:22 AM

    That's crazy although I'm with dwei here, it would be awesome if this kind of thing happened where I'm at right now!

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  15. Pat TillettDecember 12, 2011 at 3:07 PM

    That's a lot of Santas! If one of them bites you, you only have about 2 minutes before you turn into one also...

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