Friday, December 23, 2011

‘TIS THE SEASON FOR A CHRISTMAS PRESSED HAM


PRESSED HAM definition: Forcing your exposed buttocks on an unwilling individual (preferably a buddy).
Christmas variation can include, but not limited to…
  • Wearing of a Santa hat on any part of the body.
  • The insertion of a candy cane into any orifice.

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:03 AM
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27 comments:

  1. DamonDecember 23, 2011 at 12:23 AM

    hahaha great post

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  2. Sub Radar (Mike)December 23, 2011 at 12:37 AM

    Inserting candy canes... haha minty surprise!

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  3. ShanimalsCrackers.blogspot.comDecember 23, 2011 at 12:39 AM

    I can't tell what's going on in that first picture.

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  4. AnonymousDecember 23, 2011 at 12:44 AM

    Classic!

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  5. BerserculesDecember 23, 2011 at 1:26 AM

    I should give my friends Pressed ham for christmas!

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  6. MelanieDecember 23, 2011 at 1:35 AM

    that's fun for the whole family.

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  7. MarkDecember 23, 2011 at 6:13 AM

    My brother actually used to press his ass on a window. Nice to know I finally have a name for that to tell the therapist.

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  8. NingenDecember 23, 2011 at 7:03 AM

    you cartoon doesn't have the candy

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  9. OutcastDecember 23, 2011 at 9:12 AM

    I've never heard of a pressed ham before but I guess it does sound a great Christmas present! Haha!

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  10. Alex J. CavanaughDecember 23, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    This I'll pass...

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  11. ZombieDecember 23, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    nothing says the holidays like a dirty ass pressed against ya. lol.

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  12. BBDecember 23, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    I can never look at a real canned ham ever again. (I don't eat canned ham anyway) haha. Leave it to guys to do this to each other!

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  13. BaurDecember 23, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    Nice, I will have to test this with my relatives.

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  14. AnonymousDecember 23, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    I think it's wise NOT to try this with relatives. I just attempted it, this is going to be one long Christmass.

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  15. D4December 23, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    ... Ew.

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  16. BaurDecember 23, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    @r.gers haha

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  17. A Daft Scots LassDecember 23, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    I'm so happy you put a wee Christmas hat on the "hamee" to make it festive. You're so cleva like that.

    Have a very merry Christmas

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  18. Janie JunebugDecember 23, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    I learn so much from you. Do you ever learn anything from me?

    Love,
    Lola

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  19. RebeccaDecember 23, 2011 at 7:11 PM

    haha to funny

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  20. GDecember 23, 2011 at 7:26 PM

    good festive twist on a classic

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  21. Life, Liberty and AccountabilityDecember 23, 2011 at 8:56 PM

    definitely saw a pressed ham or two the other night

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  22. Transcription CentralDecember 23, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    The gift that keeps on giving. I gotta follow your blog, keep on posting man.

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  23. Film Geek BastardDecember 23, 2011 at 11:43 PM

    Well, that picture's disgusting.

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  24. Doom GenerationDecember 24, 2011 at 7:22 AM

    definately a classic!

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