Friday, December 23, 2011

‘TIS THE SEASON FOR A CHRISTMAS PRESSED HAM


PRESSED HAM definition: Forcing your exposed buttocks on an unwilling individual (preferably a buddy).
Christmas variation can include, but not limited to…
  • Wearing of a Santa hat on any part of the body.
  • The insertion of a candy cane into any orifice.

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24 comments:

  1. Inserting candy canes... haha minty surprise!

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  2. I can't tell what's going on in that first picture.

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  3. I should give my friends Pressed ham for christmas!

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  4. that's fun for the whole family.

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  5. My brother actually used to press his ass on a window. Nice to know I finally have a name for that to tell the therapist.

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  6. you cartoon doesn't have the candy

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  7. I've never heard of a pressed ham before but I guess it does sound a great Christmas present! Haha!

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  8. nothing says the holidays like a dirty ass pressed against ya. lol.

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  9. I can never look at a real canned ham ever again. (I don't eat canned ham anyway) haha. Leave it to guys to do this to each other!

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  10. Nice, I will have to test this with my relatives.

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  11. I think it's wise NOT to try this with relatives. I just attempted it, this is going to be one long Christmass.

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  12. I'm so happy you put a wee Christmas hat on the "hamee" to make it festive. You're so cleva like that.

    Have a very merry Christmas

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  13. I learn so much from you. Do you ever learn anything from me?

    Love,
    Lola

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  14. good festive twist on a classic

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  15. definitely saw a pressed ham or two the other night

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  16. The gift that keeps on giving. I gotta follow your blog, keep on posting man.

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