Saturday, December 17, 2011

SPRAY ON CONDOM STILL A NO GO FOR HOLIDAY SEASON


In 2006, a revolutionary product was released to the German press –The Spray-on Condom. The way it works is you insert your penis into a small container filled with spray nozzles and PRESTO, a condom instantly appears. It’s being billed as the must solution for odd shaped genitalia looking for the perfect fit. Each liquid cartidge makes 20 latexcondoms (depending on length and girth). Inventor Jan Vinzenz Krause was all set to roll it out by the end of the year. Yet, here we are 3 years later and still no magic love glove. The following are some of the set backs Jan has confronted…
  • During testing men became squeamish with the insertion process.
  • Men also felt the noise (made during the application process) killed the mood.
  • Dry time longer than expected.
  • Costs twice as much as a regular pack of condoms.
  • Liquid latex doesn’t form a reservoir tip.

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Posted by Copyboy at 10:02 AM
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16 comments:

  1. OutcastDecember 17, 2011 at 10:31 AM

    Despite the flaws this does sound like an excellent idea to me in all honesty. I can't wait until spray on condoms are fully released to the public haha!

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  2. Alex J. CavanaughDecember 17, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    I think the process would kill the mood for me as well.

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  3. D4December 17, 2011 at 11:29 AM

    Yeah, I could see that last con coming.

    Also, 3 years after 2006 is 2009.. even if it was at the end of the year of 2006, it'd be 2007.. I think you typoed. >.>

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  4. Dr. HeckleDecember 17, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    I just tattooed a condom on. Works like a charm.

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  5. Sub Radar (Mike)December 17, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    Lol @ Heckle...

    I think I'll stick with the normal ones, I'm glad my penis isn't shaped like a rocket or a mouse or something.

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  6. Ms. ADecember 17, 2011 at 1:45 PM

    I'm speechless.

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  7. BBDecember 17, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    Oh the baby boom will be huge!!

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  8. MarkDecember 17, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    One day we shall have our spray on condoms.

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  9. Debra She Who SeeksDecember 17, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    The guy in the photo looks a little TOO enthusiastic!

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  10. baygirl32December 17, 2011 at 5:31 PM

    that picture is priceless!

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  11. ChuckDecember 17, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    Hey no tip no trip...to the promised land (know what I mean).

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  12. BelleDecember 17, 2011 at 9:26 PM

    Interesting concept. If it doesn't work for condoms they should think of a different use for it.

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  13. Janie JunebugDecember 17, 2011 at 9:32 PM

    I don't like any kind of condom. They get in the way of a good time. I'm fortunate because I can't get pregnant and I don't invite men into my bed until they've undergone a complete physical exam. Ain't no kinda condom round these parts.

    Love,
    Lola

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  14. MRanthropeDecember 17, 2011 at 9:44 PM

    condoms...pssh. That's why God invented women's faces, duh.

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  15. RhondaDecember 18, 2011 at 5:11 AM

    Interesting. How does one get it off?

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