Thursday, December 15, 2011

CONGRATS! YOU'RE 41. GUESS WHERE THE DOCTOR'S FINGER GOES.

Had my annual physical yesterday. Yep. And to my surprise I was eligible for the doctor to get intimate with my prostate. Meaning, he um took his gelled up, rubber gloved finger and  stuck it where the sun don't shine...for 5 whole seconds. I realize you ladies get all kinds of vaginal pokes and prods and have to give birth. BUT SERIOUSLY, 5 WHOLE SECONDS?! To my surprise it didn't hurt that much. And truth be told, in the moment I had a semi-erotic vision about a shirtless Chuck Heston. That's normal, right?

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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33 comments:

  1. Dazee DreamerDecember 15, 2011 at 12:03 AM

    completely normal. :)

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  2. AnonymousDecember 15, 2011 at 12:12 AM

    That's not gay at all, trust me.

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  3. D4December 15, 2011 at 12:21 AM

    5 seconds?! To hell with that. After I'm 40? F*** doctors.

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  4. Ms. ADecember 15, 2011 at 12:23 AM

    I'm not sure I'm qualified to judge normal.

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  5. The Bipolar DivaDecember 15, 2011 at 1:07 AM

    I think he should have least have taken you to dinner first.

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  6. AnonymousDecember 15, 2011 at 1:12 AM

    I'd break the doc's finger.

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  7. middle childDecember 15, 2011 at 2:01 AM

    Very normal. In fact, the first time the doct...my husband,...er...nevermind.

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  8. A Daft Scots LassDecember 15, 2011 at 2:03 AM

    Glad your experience was a positive one!?!? Wanna buy an anal plug now donchya??

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  9. TexaGermaFinlaNadianDecember 15, 2011 at 4:06 AM

    Haha, my husband had to have this done not too long ago. Just sound uncomfortable. Yes, I am ok with someone prodding my lady parts, but that, my good sir, is an exit, not an entrance.

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  10. MarkDecember 15, 2011 at 5:14 AM

    Shirtless Chuck Norris is normal, visioning it is normal (hey it's Chuck Norris) but doing it while you have some guys hand up your arse? Not too sure.

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  11. OutcastDecember 15, 2011 at 5:33 AM

    Ugh, that's completely normal man so I wouldn't worry too much haha. I'm so dreading being 41, I really am...

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  12. The Angry LurkerDecember 15, 2011 at 7:39 AM

    It's why I can't be gay....

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  13. Debra She Who SeeksDecember 15, 2011 at 8:29 AM

    You're a big boy now!

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  14. AnonymousDecember 15, 2011 at 8:58 AM

    Oh yes...that's perfectly normal!

    Kitty (Moore)

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  15. ZombieDecember 15, 2011 at 9:05 AM

    oh god Im already half way there... :P

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  16. BBDecember 15, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    At least it wasn't the Charleston Heston at 80!!

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  17. BerserculesDecember 15, 2011 at 11:18 AM

    Thumb up the bum? I'd rather have colon cancer!

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  18. Ashley StoneDecember 15, 2011 at 11:23 AM

    haha welcome to manhood!

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  19. JJDecember 15, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    thats one way of getting your mind off it.
    :p

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  20. Alex J. CavanaughDecember 15, 2011 at 1:01 PM

    Welcome to manhood...

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  21. laughingmomDecember 15, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    Relax- you've still got 9 years to look forward to your colonoscopy!

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  22. TS HendrikDecember 15, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    Totally normal. You should only start worrying if there apes and or guns in the vision.

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  23. AngeDecember 15, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    I am not sure if I should be concerned that you are the second person in my circle to talk today about a doctor having a thumb up their ass.

    Then again, the first person today was me... and it was not for a medical procedure, but still, very eery.

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  24. Simon blackDecember 15, 2011 at 5:37 PM

    Yupp, that's normal. Nah, seriously no one is a fan of prostate exams.

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  25. The Angry VegetarianDecember 15, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    After seeing Karl Pilkington go through with it on An Idiot Abroad I've actually wanted to get one early....

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  26. MRanthropeDecember 15, 2011 at 6:18 PM

    did the Dr. smoke a cigarette with you afterwards?
    ha.

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  27. Janie JunebugDecember 15, 2011 at 8:01 PM

    Perhaps you misspelled it on purpose, but you don't have a prostrate. You have a prostate. When I worked in the healthcare field, it nearly drove me insane when nurses said prostrate cancer. I wanted to strangle them with their own stethoscopes. Anyway, here's to never getting prostate cancer!

    Love,
    Lola

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  28. CopyboyDecember 15, 2011 at 8:18 PM

    I thought I spelled it right. Prostate. Right?

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  29. RebeccaDecember 15, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    yep hubby really hates going to the dr now..hehe

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  30. ISRAEL CARRASCODecember 15, 2011 at 10:26 PM

    The tricky thing is he was holding your shoulders at the same time. Hmmmmmmm

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  31. julie feddersonDecember 15, 2011 at 10:58 PM

    41? Uhm, you do realize that the current recommended age to begin prostate cancer screening is not until age 50. Your doctor didn't dim the lights and play "Tiny Dancer" while he was examining you, did he?

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  32. ChuckDecember 16, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    You should have said,"whoaa, doc, I never been in prison so take it easy!"

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  33. RhondaDecember 18, 2011 at 6:01 AM

    You're not seriously comparing this to childbirth are you?

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