Thursday, December 15, 2011

CONGRATS! YOU'RE 41. GUESS WHERE THE DOCTOR'S FINGER GOES.

Had my annual physical yesterday. Yep. And to my surprise I was eligible for the doctor to get intimate with my prostate. Meaning, he um took his gelled up, rubber gloved finger and  stuck it where the sun don't shine...for 5 whole seconds. I realize you ladies get all kinds of vaginal pokes and prods and have to give birth. BUT SERIOUSLY, 5 WHOLE SECONDS?! To my surprise it didn't hurt that much. And truth be told, in the moment I had a semi-erotic vision about a shirtless Chuck Heston. That's normal, right?

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33 comments:

  1. 5 seconds?! To hell with that. After I'm 40? F*** doctors.

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  2. I'm not sure I'm qualified to judge normal.

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  3. I think he should have least have taken you to dinner first.

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  4. Very normal. In fact, the first time the doct...my husband,...er...nevermind.

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  5. Glad your experience was a positive one!?!? Wanna buy an anal plug now donchya??

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  6. Haha, my husband had to have this done not too long ago. Just sound uncomfortable. Yes, I am ok with someone prodding my lady parts, but that, my good sir, is an exit, not an entrance.

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  7. Shirtless Chuck Norris is normal, visioning it is normal (hey it's Chuck Norris) but doing it while you have some guys hand up your arse? Not too sure.

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  8. Ugh, that's completely normal man so I wouldn't worry too much haha. I'm so dreading being 41, I really am...

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  9. Oh yes...that's perfectly normal!

    Kitty (Moore)

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  10. oh god Im already half way there... :P

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  11. At least it wasn't the Charleston Heston at 80!!

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  12. Thumb up the bum? I'd rather have colon cancer!

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  13. thats one way of getting your mind off it.
    :p

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  14. Relax- you've still got 9 years to look forward to your colonoscopy!

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  15. Totally normal. You should only start worrying if there apes and or guns in the vision.

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  16. I am not sure if I should be concerned that you are the second person in my circle to talk today about a doctor having a thumb up their ass.

    Then again, the first person today was me... and it was not for a medical procedure, but still, very eery.

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  17. Yupp, that's normal. Nah, seriously no one is a fan of prostate exams.

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  18. After seeing Karl Pilkington go through with it on An Idiot Abroad I've actually wanted to get one early....

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  19. did the Dr. smoke a cigarette with you afterwards?
    ha.

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  20. Perhaps you misspelled it on purpose, but you don't have a prostrate. You have a prostate. When I worked in the healthcare field, it nearly drove me insane when nurses said prostrate cancer. I wanted to strangle them with their own stethoscopes. Anyway, here's to never getting prostate cancer!

    Love,
    Lola

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  21. I thought I spelled it right. Prostate. Right?

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  22. yep hubby really hates going to the dr now..hehe

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  23. The tricky thing is he was holding your shoulders at the same time. Hmmmmmmm

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  24. 41? Uhm, you do realize that the current recommended age to begin prostate cancer screening is not until age 50. Your doctor didn't dim the lights and play "Tiny Dancer" while he was examining you, did he?

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  25. You should have said,"whoaa, doc, I never been in prison so take it easy!"

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  26. You're not seriously comparing this to childbirth are you?

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