Tuesday, January 31, 2012

CHRIST, I JUST HIT AN ANIMAL WITH MY CAR – SHOULD I SERVE IT FOR SUPER BOWL?

Hey, if you’re a super chef you can make anything taste like chicken. Though honestly, we both know that’s not the real issue. You’re worried that the freshly dead roadkill you just acquired might be too fattening for family and fellow fans. Well fear not, I have the answer to your critter calorie question.


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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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21 comments:

  1. Pat TillettJanuary 31, 2012 at 12:22 AM

    this may sound weird, but I'v eaten those things and more at a family reunion. Oh yeah, I'm from Kentucky...
    So, I'd say serve it if you can the tread marks off the meat.

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    1. aamedorJanuary 31, 2012 at 10:04 PM

      Not everyone from Kentucky eats roadkill... that's West Virginia right? My wifey is from KY and I'm from OH.

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  2. Thomas Duder, Author of the ThingsJanuary 31, 2012 at 12:31 AM

    Damn dude, racoons got all the fuckin' calories. Strange that the squirrels are so high in sodium though...

    I'm a pretty low-sodium kinda guy, is there such an option with roadkill?

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  3. dopdavidJanuary 31, 2012 at 1:01 AM

    no leave it in the street so that when the guys who paint lines on the street come by, it will get painted over

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  4. D4January 31, 2012 at 1:05 AM

    Aw dude..
    I don't have either of those over here for me to run over. Suckit.

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  5. AtleyJanuary 31, 2012 at 1:46 AM

    I like how the squirl pic has "serving size 1LBS" You would have to get like 12 Squirles to get that much meat!

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  6. MelanieJanuary 31, 2012 at 3:05 AM

    So that must be why raccoon tastes so much better. Or something.

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2012 at 4:08 AM

    I was on a public bus, then suddenly this dog ran out to the road. Driver couldn't stop the bus in time, heard a loud bump. All of a sudden the bus started to pick up painting, primarily red.

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  8. MarkJanuary 31, 2012 at 6:22 AM

    I had no idea raccoons were so fattening.

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  9. Rhonda@Laugh QuotesJanuary 31, 2012 at 7:05 AM

    Who eats a pound of meat as a serving. If you are going to serve dinner for 4, you had best get back out there with your car.

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  10. OutcastJanuary 31, 2012 at 7:41 AM

    Lmao, I'll make sure to avoid raccoons from now on buddy, thanks for the heads up! Mmm, roadkill.

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  11. The Angry LurkerJanuary 31, 2012 at 7:45 AM

    In England only people who come after the killing can pick up the animal and take it away and not the killer.....

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  12. Debra She Who SeeksJanuary 31, 2012 at 8:28 AM

    Raccoons are so many more calories because of all the fattening garbage they eat.

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  13. ZombieJanuary 31, 2012 at 9:23 AM

    serve it only if you slow cook it in BBQ sauce and wrap it in bacon.

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  14. busana muslimJanuary 31, 2012 at 10:30 AM

    Thank you for posting this. It’s exactly what I was looking for!

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  15. RebeccaJanuary 31, 2012 at 11:47 AM

    ew i don't care what ppl say not everything tatste like chicken

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  16. ShockgrubzJanuary 31, 2012 at 1:31 PM

    Thanks for this fact. Also, if you include raccoon in anything, you cannot reheat it! It will go harder than a man-statue on viagra.

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  17. Alex J. CavanaughJanuary 31, 2012 at 1:57 PM

    What about opossum?

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  18. WorkingdanJanuary 31, 2012 at 4:12 PM

    If there is meat on the bones...I'm going to eat it! Especially on Super Bowl Sunday!

    Any road kill is fair game! Ever try dog?

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  19. DWeiJanuary 31, 2012 at 11:27 PM

    I'd like to try eating either of these one day.

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  20. Janie JunebugFebruary 1, 2012 at 7:46 PM

    My new medicine makes me feel kind of nauseated. I don't think I want either one of those, but thank you for offering.

    Love,
    Janie Junebug

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