Just watching the Sunday tube and caught a glimpse of the new “I've fallen and I can't get up!” lady – or shall I say fox. She even falls pretty. Prrr for the camera. [Yes, I need help.]
Same thing with the adverts of spry seniors waltzing into their walk-in tubs. They look like they could go sky diving, deep sea fishing or snow-boarding. Do producers really think we believe this stuff??? Rosemary
She looks not so much like she's fallen, more like she's about to demonstrate some kind of sideways push-up. The old 'I've fallen' lady seemed much more helpless.
I have a thing for MILFS and GILFS m'self, but this one? She looks too much like my friggin' aunt for me to want to do anything to her. It's not that I wouldn't DO a family member (wincest is bestcest), it's just that NONE of my cousins, aunties, or anyone else connected to my family have EVER tripped my trigger that way.
Yet I love it when the wimmenz call me "Big Brother" or "Papi."
...now that I think about it, I could hear the IFAICGU Lady calling me "Little Nephew" or "Young Man."
...mmmm, I like where this is goin'. A-heh-heh, maybe YOU can't get up, but I certainly have...gotten it up...
ABWABWABWA LEMME RUB YOUR HIPS, THEY'LL START MOVING ON THEIR OWN AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO STAND UP FOR THE REST OF THIS time to go find gilf porn now, thanks Copyboy.
I laughed so much at the "Yes I need help thing." This woman's a long way off from being a minx in all honesty haha.
ReplyDeleteSame thing with the adverts of spry seniors waltzing into their walk-in tubs. They look like they could go sky diving, deep sea fishing or snow-boarding. Do producers really think we believe this stuff???
ReplyDeleteRosemary
She looks mad... like she is saying "does it look like I don't need help bitch?"
ReplyDeleteIf you both need help, then you're made for each other!
ReplyDeleteYes, I too agree - you need help.
ReplyDeleteSo you're into older women, I take it? haha.
ReplyDeletehuh!?
ReplyDeleteyes you need help.
ReplyDeleteWe both need help.
ReplyDeleteHey, there's acting jobs out there for old ladies? Where do I sign up?
ReplyDeleteWhen I fall I look like a beached octopus flailing around. Not a pretty sight.
ReplyDeleteGILF?
ReplyDeleteI'm still not taking the previous "I can't up lady's" poster down....
ReplyDeleteif you like her then go get her! you can do this
ReplyDeleteShe looks not so much like she's fallen, more like she's about to demonstrate some kind of sideways push-up. The old 'I've fallen' lady seemed much more helpless.
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm following you now because anyone who thinks that she's a fox is 1) on the same page with me and 2) someone I must read more of.
ReplyDeleteGreat blog! Keep it up!
Darn! I was hoping I'd be the next I've fallen and I can't get up lady. I lost track of how many times I fell last week (gotta cut back on the Jack.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
man, your taste in women is a little more... mature... then mine.
ReplyDeleteI have a thing for MILFS and GILFS m'self, but this one? She looks too much like my friggin' aunt for me to want to do anything to her. It's not that I wouldn't DO a family member (wincest is bestcest), it's just that NONE of my cousins, aunties, or anyone else connected to my family have EVER tripped my trigger that way.
ReplyDeleteYet I love it when the wimmenz call me "Big Brother" or "Papi."
...now that I think about it, I could hear the IFAICGU Lady calling me "Little Nephew" or "Young Man."
...mmmm, I like where this is goin'. A-heh-heh, maybe YOU can't get up, but I certainly have...gotten it up...
ABWABWABWA LEMME RUB YOUR HIPS, THEY'LL START MOVING ON THEIR OWN AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO STAND UP FOR THE REST OF THIS time to go find gilf porn now, thanks Copyboy.
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