Ok, it’s not exactly free. I’d love a hefty percentage of the profits. But after we rake in millions upon millions of dollars you won’t even notice. So what’s my idea? CREATE THE NEXT FAD DIET. My spin would be to feature a guilty pleasure as one of the main ingredients to said diet. C’mon! What overweight American wouldn’t want to be on the SNICKERS diet or...
… the marshmallow Peeps diet?
...or even the freakin' chili dog diet?
I got a million more swirling 'round in my noggin.
The perfect partner would be a registered dietitian to make this puppy legal. So sadly if you don’t have that credential you can't make millions with me. Sorry.
I'm 100% behind the chili dog diet.
ReplyDeleteAre those chilli dogs any good?
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Registered dietitian? Damn. I'd be all up in the 'deepfriedbaconator' diet.
ReplyDeleteDo you think that if I've got a million dollar idea swirling around my pea brain, I'd share it with the Blogsphere???
ReplyDeleteBut americans are already on the snickers/peeps/chilidog diet! Thats how they get their physiques!
ReplyDeleteWell the chilli dog diet will go in one end and come out as quick the other end so could work.....
ReplyDeleteThis is actually an interesting idea, it's kind of sad I'm seriously considering it right? A fad diet seems a great idea to me, it's a shame I have zero credentials to help you put it together right?
ReplyDeleteHey if you know someone I'd split the profits with you as well. the more the merrier.
ReplyDeleteI'm all for the snickers diet! OH YEAH! Any idea that includes chocolate works for me. Or bacon...how about the chocolate covered bacon diet?! I think YES!
ReplyDeleteFind a dietitian with a drug habit to support. They'll say and endorse anything. Okay, now cut me in for that suggestion.
ReplyDeletelooks like i'm out...
ReplyDeleteCrap, that counts me out.
ReplyDeleteI'd be so down for the chili dog diet! :D
ReplyDeleteThis is a sadly brilliant idea.
ReplyDeleteI could be the taste tester or the guinea pig! Except for the Peeps diet. Those are gross!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj0CXP_xSL4
ReplyDeletethe hot dog diet actually works
i'm all for peeps and snicker diet
ReplyDeleteI remember reading that diet books are a great way to make money. I'd do the Snickers diet. Oh, also if you start a new religion they say that can't miss. You'll be rich in no time.
ReplyDeleteMy girlfriend actually almost got scammed by a fad diet scheme just today. They had a free offer, but their shipping and handling was priced at about 20 bucks. Peeps and Snickers sounds like a good diet plan though.
ReplyDeleteHow about plain good old English food.?
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
I used to love Snickers! I was thinking about the next blockbuster exercise video "2 Minute Abs"
ReplyDeleteHot chicks follow the Peep diet. :)
ReplyDeleteI'll take the life insurance policy out on you if you go the chili dog route!!
ReplyDeleteThat'll work -- just remember to put in uber small print at the bottom of all the ads "must exercise 3 hours a day" and of course "results not typical"
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