Also known as: Puffer fish, Puffers, Balloonfish
How it’s prepared: Licensed chefs (with 7 yrs. of intense training) carve out the poisonous parts – very carefully.
How you die: Victim is paralyzed and eventually dies from asphyxiation.
Possible cure: Nothing. Zippo. All docs can do is keep you stable ‘til the poison is out of your system.