I don’t know about you guys, but every time I see a dog make love to a couch leg it brings a smile to my face. I can only imagine the expression your child will have when they rush to their presents Christmas morning and unwrap a cuddly canine in the “let’s get it on” position. And with a little help from your favorite NY, Jewish, Christmas elf I can make that a reality for under 20 bucks.
SQUIRT THE HUMPING BULLDOG
Just attach Squirt to any leg, then squeeze his foot, and you’re off on a humping adventure. Costs only $15.99 @ 1ofakindstuff.com
I would buy one just for the laugh factor.
ReplyDeleteHalf the sales HAVE to go to fetishists. I just know it.
ReplyDeleteSome humping dogs are female. Why leave the bitches out?
ReplyDeleteHahaha! I used to know a dog that should have been strapped to.
ReplyDeleteI have a big male tomcat that would like to meet this guy... He humps objects with the best of them.
ReplyDeleteI would buy one if it wasn't so ugly.
ReplyDeletei think so too.
Deleteit's quite ugly :p
I wonder if the name is indicative of anything.
ReplyDeleteI'm getting one for my dog!
ReplyDeleteBet he's fun at parties!
ReplyDeleteLurker, you'll have to let us know if your dog like him or not.
I'm sure it will be the next Tickle Me Elmo!
ReplyDeletethank goodness my dog is too fat to jump up and hump legs. lol.
ReplyDeleteI have enough humping dogs at home. Although, it would be nice to have a humping dog that I can take the batteries out of when it won't stop humping me!
ReplyDeleteThat's crazy mate. I'm not too sure if I'll be buying this bad boy any time soon to be honest with you.
ReplyDeleteHilarious. When my daughter was in middle school, she had her first boyfriend. He came over to our house, and when the poor kid sat down, our collie humped his leg. What an introduction to dating.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I think I will pass on this one.
ReplyDeletei'd buy one for hubby just for giggles
ReplyDeleteI need that!
ReplyDeleteWhat weirds ME out is that there are people who are going to BUY this damn thing!
ReplyDeleteJust...I mean, would >I<?! I'd buy fake life-like poop for the fuck of it.
But this? Even bad jokers like me have their line in the sand,and methinks this is it.
thanks god, I was tired of having my leg fucked continuously
ReplyDeleteOMG...this is hysterical! Only you Jesse.
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