Friday, March 23, 2012

SO WHERE WOULD I GO IF I WANT TO SEE HOW STORMTROOPERS HOLD THEIR JUNK IN PLACE?


Glad you asked my young Padawan. Just visit The Star Wars Collectors Archive. In under 3.5 parsecs you can view pretty much any collectiblepiece associated with the STAR WARS universe. My favorite being a 1979 Stormtrooper cod piece. Oops, my bad, this is a cod piece for a Hoth Stormtrooper from EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. Big difference. 
What’s so special about this item? This is one of the only Stormtrooper crotch cups made for the movie, but was never used. So it is still untrimmed. For those keeping score at home it was molded at Elstree Studios. Not sure how much it’s worth, but the owner Gus Lopez lent it out for the Star Wars Magic of Myth 2002 exhibit in Sydney, Australia. 
FYI...I'd give my right arm to sniff it.

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16 comments:

  1. Interesting in a freaky way.

    Love,
    Janie

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  2. It's like a muslim stormtrooper

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  3. Turn it around and it's a nice chip & dip bowl.

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  4. It looks like Batman's beauty mask.

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  5. I will sleep so much better now.

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  6. Wow, now this is my kind of website. I love Star Wars and this stuff is perfect for me... I mean crotch cups aside.

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  7. I think the codpieces used to freak me out.

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  8. Gotta keep that space junk in place somehow.

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  9. Famous piece of plastic. Cool.

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  10. Sending this to my Star Wars obsessed BFF!

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  11. You'd give your right arm to sniff it? Well, I'd give my right ball to own it! Actually, I suppose if I was giving up my balls then I wouldn't need a codpiece, would I? Oh well... Interesting stuff!

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  12. Oh wow, I bet it smells like awesome and can't-hit-for-shit.

    Like wearing it would seriously give you -25 to your aiming skill.

    But let's not pretend like ANY of us wouldn't fucking wear it the moment we got our grubby hands on it!

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  13. If you hold it up to your ear, you can hear the ocean...

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