Friday, March 30, 2012

PLUSH TOY STD OF THE DAY

Now you can get your very own cuddly case of Herpes Simplex Virus 2. This venereal virus measures 7 inches tall and weighs 3 ounces. Comes complete with a handy leaflet that has all kinds of fun facts about your Giant Microbe® menace. Makes the perfect gift for parents, educators and any friend who just received great news from the free clinic.


Only $8.95 on Amazon.



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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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  1. The Bipolar DivaMarch 30, 2012 at 1:13 AM

    that's, uh, a bit disturbing....lol

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  2. D4March 30, 2012 at 1:40 AM

    Good gift for the girlfriend. "Oh that's so cute!" followed by a meetup 6 months later "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GAVE ME HERPES?!"

    I don't think I could wait the 6 months, but still.

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  3. Youngman BrownMarch 30, 2012 at 2:06 AM

    This reminds me of some of the stuff that they sell at the Mutter Museum Gift Shop. They sell flesh eating virus and flu plush toys, which are all very cute.

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  4. A Daft Scots LassMarch 30, 2012 at 4:07 AM

    GOD YOU RAKE THEM OUT DONCHYA!! lOVE YOU FOR IT.

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  5. MarkMarch 30, 2012 at 4:11 AM

    Well at least it's not a wamg with warts I guess.

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  6. OutcastMarch 30, 2012 at 4:27 AM

    I actually cannot believe that they're selling this kind of thing, it is a bit disturbing to say the very least!

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  7. The Angry LurkerMarch 30, 2012 at 5:41 AM

    Do they do others?

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  8. JJMarch 30, 2012 at 5:59 AM

    herpes is kind of cute lol

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  9. AdamMarch 30, 2012 at 10:06 AM

    I thought it was a star :(

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  10. AngeMarch 30, 2012 at 11:24 AM

    I bought this exact one for my husband for valentines day many years ago. Now I have dusty herpes sitting in a box somewhere in the house.

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  11. Margaret BenbowMarch 30, 2012 at 11:44 AM

    It is OK that the virus dolly looks like a jolly sunflower. (After all, who knows exactly what they look like.) But it's disturbing that it has no eyes or mouth...you are joshing at a pitifully disabled virus, in other words. Jesse, your Sensitivity Chip fails, once again. (Sigh.)

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  12. Alex J. CavanaughMarch 30, 2012 at 1:45 PM

    I about died on your last line!

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  13. MelanieMarch 30, 2012 at 2:32 PM

    I know what everyone is getting for Christmas this year!

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