Friday, March 30, 2012

PLUSH TOY STD OF THE DAY

Now you can get your very own cuddly case of Herpes Simplex Virus 2. This venereal virus measures 7 inches tall and weighs 3 ounces. Comes complete with a handy leaflet that has all kinds of fun facts about your Giant Microbe® menace. Makes the perfect gift for parents, educators and any friend who just received great news from the free clinic.


Only $8.95 on Amazon.



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13 comments:

  1. that's, uh, a bit disturbing....lol

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  2. Good gift for the girlfriend. "Oh that's so cute!" followed by a meetup 6 months later "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GAVE ME HERPES?!"

    I don't think I could wait the 6 months, but still.

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  3. This reminds me of some of the stuff that they sell at the Mutter Museum Gift Shop. They sell flesh eating virus and flu plush toys, which are all very cute.

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  4. GOD YOU RAKE THEM OUT DONCHYA!! lOVE YOU FOR IT.

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  5. Well at least it's not a wamg with warts I guess.

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  6. I actually cannot believe that they're selling this kind of thing, it is a bit disturbing to say the very least!

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  7. I bought this exact one for my husband for valentines day many years ago. Now I have dusty herpes sitting in a box somewhere in the house.

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  8. It is OK that the virus dolly looks like a jolly sunflower. (After all, who knows exactly what they look like.) But it's disturbing that it has no eyes or mouth...you are joshing at a pitifully disabled virus, in other words. Jesse, your Sensitivity Chip fails, once again. (Sigh.)

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  9. I know what everyone is getting for Christmas this year!

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