Friday, March 2, 2012

INSTEAD OF THE ASS, GO FOR THE SEXY TOOTH TATTOO.

Next time you go to the dentist for a crown fitting think long and hard. Do you want the regular blah, ivory white, polished look? OR do you want the face of David Letterman? Thanks to the latest in tattoo teeth tech, you now have that option. New parlors like Toothartist offer a wide selection of hand-painted tooth art like Simon Cowell, Bob Dillon, Tiger Woods, plus all kinds of animals and symbols. Prices for tooth tattoos range from $75 to $500, depending on the artwork and the crown material. Most people go for the back teeth that aren’t viewable unless you choose. They also can be easily removed by your dentist with just a 5 minute grinding session.

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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20 comments:

  1. Brett MinorMarch 2, 2012 at 12:11 AM

    This is one of those things that make me wonder what kind of people enjoy just throwing money away. WHY?

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  2. D4March 2, 2012 at 12:12 AM

    This is all kinds of awesome and all, but I'd never pay for this.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 2, 2012 at 12:44 AM

    Omg, after cornea and anus tattoos I though Ive seen everything....but human stupidity seems infinite.

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  4. The Angry LurkerMarch 2, 2012 at 1:06 AM

    Cheaper than gold I suppose, we're weird......

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  5. Selim YeniceriMarch 2, 2012 at 1:41 AM

    It would look like rotten or dirty from a distance I guess. Interesting idea though.

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  6. Thomas Duder, Author of the ThingsMarch 2, 2012 at 1:56 AM

    Ah-no.

    No.

    Hell no.

    HEEEEELL no.

    No thank youuuuu, not for me. Not suggestible. Looks painful.

    Noooooo.

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  7. Ms. AMarch 2, 2012 at 2:20 AM

    With the price of a crown already being outrageous... no thanks! Now, if some celebrity wanted to take on the dental bills, perhaps they could rent tattoo space on a BACK tooth.

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  8. MarkMarch 2, 2012 at 5:29 AM

    ...okay...I'm off to despair some more over humanity.

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  9. OutcastMarch 2, 2012 at 7:56 AM

    Tooth tattoos? No way haha! I had no idea that kind of thing would exist, seriously!

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  10. Debra She Who SeeksMarch 2, 2012 at 8:15 AM

    Those images are printed the wrong way. Once the tooth is in your mouth, they'll be upside down.

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  11. Janie JunebugMarch 2, 2012 at 8:48 AM

    I have better things to do with my money.

    Love,
    Janie

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  12. ZombieMarch 2, 2012 at 9:33 AM

    For those people who run out of places to tattoo. lol.

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  13. RebeccaMarch 2, 2012 at 9:33 AM

    how cool tattoo for teeth

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  14. Henrietta CollinsMarch 2, 2012 at 10:53 AM

    omigod, i would totally do this! except my tattoo would be a picture of a big white tooth.

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  15. BuddMarch 2, 2012 at 11:15 AM

    shakes head and walks away.

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  16. Alex J. CavanaughMarch 2, 2012 at 12:12 PM

    Now I have seen everything!

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  17. A Daft Scots LassMarch 2, 2012 at 12:14 PM

    I want one!!!

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  18. BelleMarch 2, 2012 at 12:37 PM

    A big waste of money!

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  19. Johanna GarthMarch 2, 2012 at 2:00 PM

    You just know that someone, somewhere uses this technology to give themselves faux vampire teeth.

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  20. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!March 2, 2012 at 3:04 PM

    I would love to see folks get the name of their boyfriend as a tattoo, only to see it X'd out on their tooth after they break up. Love that redneck shit!!!!!!

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