Friday, March 2, 2012

INSTEAD OF THE ASS, GO FOR THE SEXY TOOTH TATTOO.

Next time you go to the dentist for a crown fitting think long and hard. Do you want the regular blah, ivory white, polished look? OR do you want the face of David Letterman? Thanks to the latest in tattoo teeth tech, you now have that option. New parlors like Toothartist offer a wide selection of hand-painted tooth art like Simon Cowell, Bob Dillon, Tiger Woods, plus all kinds of animals and symbols. Prices for tooth tattoos range from $75 to $500, depending on the artwork and the crown material. Most people go for the back teeth that aren’t viewable unless you choose. They also can be easily removed by your dentist with just a 5 minute grinding session.

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20 comments:

  1. This is one of those things that make me wonder what kind of people enjoy just throwing money away. WHY?

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  2. This is all kinds of awesome and all, but I'd never pay for this.

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  3. Omg, after cornea and anus tattoos I though Ive seen everything....but human stupidity seems infinite.

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  4. Cheaper than gold I suppose, we're weird......

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  5. It would look like rotten or dirty from a distance I guess. Interesting idea though.

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  6. Ah-no.

    No.

    Hell no.

    HEEEEELL no.

    No thank youuuuu, not for me. Not suggestible. Looks painful.

    Noooooo.

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  7. With the price of a crown already being outrageous... no thanks! Now, if some celebrity wanted to take on the dental bills, perhaps they could rent tattoo space on a BACK tooth.

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  8. ...okay...I'm off to despair some more over humanity.

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  9. Tooth tattoos? No way haha! I had no idea that kind of thing would exist, seriously!

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  10. Those images are printed the wrong way. Once the tooth is in your mouth, they'll be upside down.

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  11. I have better things to do with my money.

    Love,
    Janie

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  12. For those people who run out of places to tattoo. lol.

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  13. omigod, i would totally do this! except my tattoo would be a picture of a big white tooth.

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  14. shakes head and walks away.

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  15. You just know that someone, somewhere uses this technology to give themselves faux vampire teeth.

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  16. I would love to see folks get the name of their boyfriend as a tattoo, only to see it X'd out on their tooth after they break up. Love that redneck shit!!!!!!

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