#1: YELLOW BIRD
Don’t let the name fool you. He’s the best one of the bunch and packs quite a punch. If you got a big bouncer coming at you with a chair simply aim the little fella. Shoot him. Then tap him again to activate his missile-like speed. The bouncer and chair will be toast.
Ahh, if only Angry Birds were real. We'd be screwed though when they decided to take over.
ReplyDeletegood to know for future bar fights
ReplyDeleteYes, I'd like to see you walk into a biker bar with that big plush toy under your arm.
ReplyDeleteI agree or the mighty eagle.
ReplyDeleteIronically, I've never played the game!
ReplyDeleteAnd if you take up Debra's dare, do we get pictures?
I'd go with a goose!
ReplyDeletepoor bouncer...RIP
ReplyDeletelol...surreal idea but yeah why not.
ReplyDeleteI'd go for one of those blue little ones - three for the price of one
It'd be pretty funny to piss a bouncer off with one of these, actually. It'd be worth the hospital stay.
ReplyDeleteI haven't played it myself, but my two year old grandson can. Not only can he get on the phone, find the app, he also knows how to play music to listen to at the same time. When I was two, all I could do was shit myself and drool...
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