Wednesday, June 27, 2012

HOW TO COPY YOUR PRIVATE AREA WITHOUT SUSTAINING MAJOR INJURY

Step 1. With the help of a spotter (friend), use the box of paper to step up to the copy machine.


Step 2. Place yourself on glass and slightly remove undies or boxers.

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10 comments:

  1. I take it you've got firsthand experience in this matter?

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  2. I wouldn't give it a shot.
    Scanning genitals is just wrong.

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  3. I don't think the glass could take the weight of my wide rear.

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  4. I really didn't know you had to take precautions. Well, a spotter would always help.

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  5. So when are you posting YOUR copies?

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  6. i knew i was doing it all wrong

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  7. Sounds like that comes from practice.

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  8. So gross! (Typical). Jesse, you should play hard to get. Photocopy your ear. Photocopy your foot. Drive the ladies wild by forcing them to imagine the rest.

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