NOT ALL THERE: AGE 5

OH NO I SAID TOO MUCH (an ongoing series)

Time for another cringe-worthy post that asks – how well do you really know the freak writing this blog? Again I’m not talking about the topical stuff (my favorite color, Gummi bear's flavor, and hair metal band). Nope. I’m going to reveal some moderately creepy stuff. So buckle up and keep all hands and legs inside.

This week’s topic: CHILDHOOD CRUSHES

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FUN WITH BLACK TAR HEROIN

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SO HOW DID CASPER DIE?

The classic 1950s Harvey cartoons always seemed to gloss over the subject. However Casper's cause of death was finally offered up in the 1995 big screen adaption starring Christina Ricci. Apparently the friendly ghost was originally a stubborn kid. Casper was sledding on a cold winter's day. His dad told him to come inside. Casper refused, and eventually contracted a fatal case of pneumonia. The end.

JUST KIDDING [RATED R]

A BALD GUY AND A JEW TEAM UP TO CREATE SOMETHING

I’m the Jew (if you haven’t guessed) and the bald guy is Tom, my former boss. He’s really creative. And that’s not just me blowing sunshine up his ass. I don't have to do that anymore. Boss of what you ask? We both worked together at a below-the-line ad agency. What’s a below-the-line advertising agency? That’ll be for another post (WARNING: It will contain instant redeemable coupons).

Anyhow, we decided to combine our talents and create what you see below. Now I’m not going to tell you who did what. That’d be like revealing which kid had a bad case of explosive diarrhea during a swimming lesson back in 1976 (for another post that’ll be slightly better than the coupon one – promise).  

YOU WILL BELIEVE A NUN CAN KICK ASS

SISTER ANNE - An animated series 20ish years in the making. Coming to the small screen this 2011. God willing. If we play our cards right.


Artist / Creator - Brian Clark
Writer - Jesse Cohen

OH THE SILLY THINGS WHITE PEOPLE DO.

SPUDS MACKENZIE TIME TRAVELS TO 2009 AND MEETS A BUD LIGHT BOTTLE.

1991 JOURNAL EXCERPT

by Not All There (NWM Staff Writer)

SPINELESS ORGANISM IN A BAR TRYING TO GET PAST A PIG TO USE THE MEN'S ROOM.

by Biz-Boy

NWM COMIC: I DON'T PAY ATTENTION AT WORK.

by Biz-Boy (NWM Staff Cartoonist)

Drew this in our projected earnings meeting. My team leader said our bonuses will probably be pretty small this year due to poor sales results. He went on to talk about other things, but I kept thinking about the bonuses. That's my friend Carl on the left. Big caffeine junky.

ADULT ENTERTAINMENT IN SMALL DOSES.

I’m not ashamed to admit that I probably get 0.004% of the humor on [Adult Swim]. So pretty much I’m laughing, but I have no %$#%$ clue why. Though, for some odd reason (call it an extra chromosome in my genome make up) I do have the mutant ability to understand their bumper humor. What is an [Adult Swim] bumper? They are pretty much a collection of phrases, streams of consciousness and letters that are combined to mean absolutely nothing. Offensive to some – mindless candy for others [18-24, male college kids to be exact, and ME.] Bumpworthy.com has managed to herd all these gems in one place. I believe it’s a fan site, though I’m not totally sure. Either way [Adult Swim] bumpers are treats not to be missed, even if you don't get them.