Saturday, November 13, 2010

OH NO I SAID TOO MUCH (an ongoing series)


Time for another cringe-worthy post that asks – how well do you really know the freak writing this blog? Again I’m not talking about the topical stuff (my favorite color, Gummi bear's flavor, and hair metal band). Nope. I’m going to reveal some moderately creepy stuff. So buckle up and keep all hands and legs inside.

This week’s topic: CHILDHOOD CRUSHES





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45 comments:

  1. haha,you should know we all have done weird things like that, indeed, someone who haven't done nothing weird, that person is weird!
    I had a crush on the Fred's wife, lol.

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  2. I have to laugh because when I started to read about your sister not being home, I thought Barbie was going to say you went into your sister's room and tried on her dresses. Now, that would be seriously disturbing. Feeling up Barbie? That's a freaking rite of passage, dear.

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  3. I am laughing a lot at the barbie boobs!!!!

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  4. I wish I had a sister so I could have fondled her dolls :(

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  5. Oh come on...I thought I was gonna be shocked. We all looked at Barbie's knockers. hell, I still look at Barbie's knockers.

    I think I came once, while watching Jack White lick his guitar.

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  6. Barbie????? really ?????????????? but she does have a great rack!!!!!!!

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  7. Pebbles was hot stuff

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  8. OMG! Just spit my cider/soco all over the place!
    Either I'm funny or your drunk......Hmmm.

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  9. haha I didn't even know they had teen pebbles :P

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  10. Uhhh dude... I wouldn't say those things if I were you :)
    Cant blame you though. They are girls and boys are naturally curious when young.

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  11. This is probably my favourite post so far. :)

    I like that Bam Bam's not upset with you. He obviously understood how you felt.

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  12. I found the prince, with the ripped shirt showing some tanned and toned skin, from The Little Mermaid totally handsome. Yum. Scary thing is Doo, my OH, totally crushed on Arial. Well who wouldnt she was pretty hot! xx

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  13. There is nothing shameful about loving teenage Pebbles. She was all that before electricity.

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  14. OMG Barbie. That doll is tiny! Unless your sister had a bigger Barbie...

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  15. Well, at least you didn't cut Barbie's hair off. That would have been unforgivable. Staring at boobs, I can understand.

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  16. My brother used to steal my nightgowns and put them on and twirl in his room...

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  17. I used to do naughty things with my G.I. Joe. Mommy didn't ask. I didn't tell.

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  18. My brother used to rip the heads off of my Barbies...maybe it was some weird sexual fetish.

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  19. Ummm...I'm kind of glad I didn't have a brother...

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  20. Not so bad, I believe I did way worse.

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  21. this is a good follow up entry to your last one

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  22. lmao dude, I think everyone's fondled a barbie at least once.

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  23. I would be pissed if I found out my brother was molesting my Barbie dolls. Yuck. lol

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  24. I still cop a feel on Barbie every once in awhile.

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  25. That's not too bad. Now when you reach that point where you're forcing one Barbie to act out a scene with another Barbie while Ken sits in the corner smoking and watching, THEN you've got a problem.

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  26. I wife has a bunch of old vintage barbie dolls, and I have to admit there is this one from the 60's that seems to like me...

    Did any of my doll heads at halloween float your boat/

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