A BALD GUY AND A JEW TEAM UP TO CREATE SOMETHING

I’m the Jew (if you haven’t guessed) and the bald guy is Tom, my former boss. He’s really creative. And that’s not just me blowing sunshine up his ass. I don't have to do that anymore. Boss of what you ask? We both worked together at a below-the-line ad agency. What’s a below-the-line advertising agency? That’ll be for another post (WARNING: It will contain instant redeemable coupons).

Anyhow, we decided to combine our talents and create what you see below. Now I’m not going to tell you who did what. That’d be like revealing which kid had a bad case of explosive diarrhea during a swimming lesson back in 1976 (for another post that’ll be slightly better than the coupon one – promise).