A DOUCHEY DID YOU KNOW: SPECIAL REPORT

For work we had to go in costume or we’d be fired…maybe. Didn’t want to take a chance so I went as an angry pig. Yes, compared to my younger advertising co-horts I did the minimal. Do you agree or don't really care? If it's the latter I won't be hurt.

FREAKY CRAP IN JARS THAT MAKE PERFECT GIFTS

If anyone cares, the jar (with a screw-on lid) was invented by John Landis way back in 1858. 

If anyone further cares I bought a House of Blues mason jar when I was in Chicago.

It's now gathering dust. In the jar’s defense it didn’t contain anything to add to its presentation. The following jars won’t have that issue. In fact, I'll take it one step further and guarantee that ANYONE on your holiday list will absolutely cherish these jar gems for years to come.

ALIEN SPECIMEN IN JAR ($33.99 @ ebay)

- 5 ½” tall

- Never been opened

HEAD IN A JAR ($16.99 @ Totallycostumes.com)

- Accurate detailing

- Plastic non-slip lid

PURPLE BRAIN IN JAR ($32.00 s @ etsy.com)

- Made of wool fleece

- Jar has round design

HORMEL PIGS FEET (??? @ Walmart.com)

- 14 oz. jar (family size)

- Feet stored in vinegar

G-PIGGY OR G-MONEY?

Guinea Pigs are certainly as big as some of those rat dogs you see scurrying around the city. So why shouldn’t they have some of their own creature comforts as well? Your G-pig deserves a cute, wittle sweater just as much as the next poodle or Pomeranian. And now you can fulfill that dream at Guinea Pig Sweaters. For only 4 bucks you can dress your furry friend in a powder blue afghan stitch or go for the classic, warm gray double knit. All sweaters are ONLY 4 bucks.

NWM Ordering Tip: Remember to provide your G-piggy’s measurements and favorite color. [click, to stop by]