BLOW OFF WORK TODAY AND GET YOUR ASS ON A REALITY SHOW

Realitywanted.com has like a zillion casting opportunities for r-shows (like below) every day. Play your cards right for the camera and you could be the next Richard Hatch (minus the tax evasion and jail time 1 & 2). Click on each title for more casting information.

FREE DOG TRAINING!!!!! ANIMAL PLANET'S "IT'S ME OR THE DOG" CASTING NOW!!

Are your dogs unruly?  Do they consume your life with their bad behavior?  Is there tension and bickering in your home because of them?   Help is on the way!!!   ANIMAL PLANET'S "ITS ME OR THE DOG"  IS CASTING IT'S 4TH SEASON!!!!

Start: 05/16/2011 End: 05/25/2011

Casting All Real Housewives Enthusiast! New Show For You!

Are you obsessed with the Real Housewives of NYC or NJ? Do you think you should be a cast member? Well, this is a new series that is looking for people with larger-than-life personalities just like theirs to host a quirky-in-theme event that we will cater!  

If interested in appearing on this brand new docu-series for a MAJOR cable network, then please reply with an uproariously hilarious email telling us who you are, the party you would like to throw (i.e. how many guests, possible themes, etc.), your contact info, and any photos or videos you may have of yourself.

Start: 05/20/2011 End: 08/02/2011

Now Casting: Pranksters in the Boston Area!

Are your friends constantly pulling pranks on you? Do you get tired of being the butt of their cruel jokes? If so, Fuel TV wants to help you get them back. Big Time! A new television pilot for Fuel TV and Cheri Sundae Productions wants to give you the opportunity to devise the perfect prank! If you are a good sport, not afraid to express your feelings, live in the Boston area we would like to hear from you!

Start: 05/18/2011 End: 06/01/2011

“FINGER-RIFFIC” FRIDAY

I was going to mention which jar of goodness I love to finger. However I felt the need to interrupt my mindless post for a peek into my uber-pathetic-ness.

I can say I’ve reached a new low. As a card carrying man I probably shouldn’t admit to this, but what the hell. In the last two months I have heard the following phrase uttered at least 4 maybe 5 times from my DVR…

“Previously on Audrina!”

The show is your basic VH1 / Mtv hellspawn (aka reality show)! 

It centers around the post-Hills, post-Dancing with the Stars hottie Audrina Patridge ... 

... and her wacky family. 

Hey, my wife likes the show not me. It’s stupid. So stupid. Ugh really stupid. Especially the first 3 episodes. The 4^th wasn’t so bad. And I kinda like the 5^th one. And yes, I’m so psyched for episode 6!!!  What’s going to happen between Aurdina and Donald Trump? Will Casey fight with her mom?!!! I truly can’t wait for the next ...

I’m pathetic! My manhood should be revoked. Oh, and to make matters worse I caught myself singing the theme song on my way to work. Bye-bye testicles.

I dare you not to snap your fingers and stomp your feet!!!!

BLOW OFF WORK TODAY AND GET YOUR ASS ON A REALITY SHOW.

Realitywanted.com has like a zillion casting opportunities for r-shows (like below) every day. Play your cards right for the camera and you could be the next Richard Hatch (minus the tax evasion and jail time). Click on each show name for more information.

Show: ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME  

Who are the producers looking for?

• An attractive male with a great personality 
• 
21-25 years

• Can be compared to Ferris Bueller or Penn Badgley of "Gossip Girl" Fame…you fit in wherever you go. 
• A college graduate (or about to graduate)

Casting Location: Any city

CASTING ENDS TODAY!!!!

Show: ABC's EXTREME WEIGHT LOSS SHOW

Who are the producers looking for?

Contestants who Are 200lbs+

Casting Location: Any city

Casting end date: 6/11/10

Show: Gigantic! Production's MAKEOVER SHOW

Who are the producers looking for?

Individuals who have recently experienced a personal hardship who might benefit from a fresh new appearance.

Casting Location: Any city

Casting end date: 5/26/10

Show: CONFRONTING THE IN-LAWS

Who are the producers looking for?

Individuals forced to be living with the in-laws.

Casting Location: Any city

Casting end date: 5/26/10

THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE NEXT KARDASHIAN, SNOOKI OR RUSSELL?

by Jani Ogglin (NWM Staff Writer)

Who says you have to be an actor (or waiter) to go on auditions. Starting NOW some of the top reality shows are looking for regular-ish, fresh faces to point their cameras at 24/7.

[courtesy of RealityWanted.com]

PROS VS. JOES: Still ticked off you missed your major league shot in life? Well here’s your second chance. The Network “powers that be” are looking for football or basketball semi-could-have-beens. LAST DAY FOR TRYOUTS IS TODAY!!!!

OXYGEN’S BAD GIRLS: Looking for a new bounty of bitches with beauty. Oh, and you must be willing to lounge around in a beautiful mansion all day. Search ends 1/22/10.

Mtv’s PARENTAL CONTROL: Calling all rebellious teens with uber-angst willing to put it aside for say, a couple of weeks. Mtv is looking for a bunch of 18-21 yr olds that'll let their parents interview and choose their next girl or boyfriend. Pays 250 bucks. Search is over 3/5/2010.

NEW JERSEY AND YOU – PERFECT TOGETHER

by Tom McConville (NWM Stafff Writer)

As a resident of New Jersey for 39 of my 40 years, I’m sick and tired of people making fun of the Garden State.

I mean, really. All the jokes and put downs have to stop.

We're just like everyone else. 

“FAKE & ENHANCED” RUMORS ARE NOW ABOUT KARDASHIAN’S SHOW.

by KC (NWM Staff Writer)

Is the Kardashian reality show not so real??

That’s what Khloe Kardashian’s ex (NBA’s Rashad McCants) told Page Six. He says it's "completely fake".

SO HOW CAN YOU TELL IF YOUR FAVE REALITY STARS ARE PLAYING YOU FOR A FOOL?

• At times it seems like a scene has multiple odd cuts and relevant footage is missing.
  
• Scenes seem too perfect (have a definite resolve unlike in real reality).
  
• Characters end a scene by giving that classic “Soap Opera” look of frustration directly into the camera.
  
• An overkill of rage-filled fights.
  
• Corny contrived humor.

YOU BE THE JUDGE.

CATTY, BITCHY, BACKSTABBING BEGINS JANUARY 4TH, 2010.

by KC (NWM Staff Writer)

So if you haven't been hit over the head by the ABC media monster (or scoured the internet for clues) Jake Pavelka is the new bachelor for the 2010 season. Why Jake and not the other handful of hopefuls that finished ahead of him? According to sources close to the show he struck a personal chord with fans. From his romantic date with Jillian while Martina Mcbride performed to his shocking visit to Jillian to warn her about Wes having a girlfriend. He’s the standup guy and women respected him a lot. Hopefully he’ll hold up when the claws come out and not pull a Mesnick 2.0.

IN 2010 ALL WILL DRESS LIKE LAUREN CONRAD.

by KC (NWM Staff Writer)

Sometime next year the #1 Hills alumni will be releasing a new book (Lauren Conrad Style) that’s pretty much destined to be yet another NY Times Best Seller. Here’s a sneak peek at some of Lauren's hot tips us everyday mortals can take advantage of…

“Wear neutral colors.”

“Make jeans and heels your go-to-date outfit.”

“Shorten” your “minis.”

OMG!! OMG!! RACHEL ZOE FIRES TAYLOR.

by KC (NWM Staff Writer)

For all of the Rachel Zoe Project fans out there this is big news; Taylor has been fired.  All of her bitching and complaining has led to this point. According to Fashionista.com, the bleached out blond sent an e-mail to her contacts, saying, "After four amazing years at Rachel Zoe Corporation, I'm saddened and exhilarated at the same time to announce my departure. After much thought and consideration, I have decided to take the challenging leap to go off and style on my own." People.com sources say she was handed the pink slip even though she states it was her decision to leave.  Rachel has remained quiet although her rep does confirm that Taylor is “no longer with Rachel Zoe, Inc.”

What does this mean for a new season on the reality show? Will Rachel’s husband still take over the business? Will Rachel start interviewing for a new assistant for Brad? Will Taylor try to get her job back? Hopefully there will be a season 3 to answer all those questions inquiring fans want to know.

MOTHER TERESA vs. HEIDI MONTAG

Sweetest Lord, make me appreciative of the dignity of my high vocation, and its many responsibilities. Never permit me to disgrace it by giving way to coldness, unkindness, or impatience.

– Mother Teresa

I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God.

– Heidi Montag

INSANE JAPANESE GAME SHOW TORTURES.