Wednesday, January 5, 2011

OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.




FYI…that’s not my belly. That’s some photographer having a laugh at my expense. Let me back up a bit. We all had to take weird photos for some PR thing at work. They took about 10 shots of me, and this is the one they ended up with. I have a pretty good sense of humor about it so (with the help of my art director friend) I turned it into a PSA (public service announcement).

Oh and I’m not trying to brag, but that picture doesn’t do me justice. I’m a very good looking 40 yr. old blogger. See for yourself.

MY 1980s BRUCE WILLIS POSE


MY SEXY TOM SELLECK POSE


What more proof could you ask for?

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46 comments:

  1. Why are Bruce Willis and Tom Selleck wearing the same clothes?

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  2. That pic was hilarious. You do have a good sense of humor to put it up, but then you know you're much more Bruce Willis. Actually, it was more like 400 million in 500 million are like that first pic. Have you ever walked around a mall lately and people watched?

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  3. i like the selleck pose best...

    but it is really (no i mean really! rilly?) close...

    Bruce
    bruce johnson jadip
    evilbruce
    stupid stuff i see and hear
    Bruce’s guy book
    the guy book

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  4. I thought that was your Burt Reynolds pose.

    That was a really funny PSA you guys came up with.

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  5. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

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  6. Ok, you make me laugh out loud!!! Your Bruce Willis/Tom Selleck poses are one and the same. ROFL. You sure you don't want to throw in an Owen Wilson look while you're at it?

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  7. Hmmm,...maybe it's just me, but for exception of WTF's with the left arm,...I'd say ya look pretty yummy.

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  8. Yummy indeed Creeper... Hmmmm we'll have to speak about this later.

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  9. It's an optical illusion. The background is washed out so you don't see the outline of my arm. Again, all thanks to wise ass photographers.

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  10. What the fat?? That reminds me of that episode of King of Queens where they had the effed up painting. Ima Google it and find it for ya!

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  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az3k8AyuMNU OK I found it!! ff to 4:05

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  12. You are such a great sport! Perhaps you could use this for another PSA about what online dating participants really look like.

    Have a fantabulous week!

    http://rantersbox.blogspot.com/

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  13. nice job bro.....bruce is a Mack!

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  14. you obviously masturbate with your right hand...

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  15. Where did u get that camera? I'd like to buy 10!

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  16. Hahaha. I'm impressed that you can pull both of those off without seeming to move even an inch in the photo.

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  17. Have they started Americas Next Top Model for men yet? You should so go in for it. Happy New Year hun and theres nothing wrong with a bit of belly anyways, more to hold onto ;-) xx

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  18. nice pics personally i run and hide when camers are brought out

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  19. I'd want to know exactly what kind of PR my company was trying to do with shots like that.

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  20. bruce willis and tom sellick have nothing on you!

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  21. Well technically another factor that might've had an effect was I started dieting seriously soon after that pic. Below is me (15 lbs lighter). But hey, I still swear it's the lense or an evil camera guy's trickery.

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  22. I like the Tom Selleck pose the best. :)

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  23. You know Copyboy, I can't believe the difference between the two actors. I mean really opposites don't you think? How anyone could miss that is beyond words. hahaha love the post!!

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  24. I can remember watching Magnum PI on tv while my mom would drool over him.

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  25. man that arm freaked me out for a second
    then i lolled

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  26. Actually, you look A LOT like Jason Bateman! Check him out:

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000867/

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  27. lol! that caption cracked me up!

    thanks for finding me out in cyberspace! your blog is a VERY fun read :)

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  28. Awww...you have special fins. LMAO I cracked up when I saw your Bruce Willis pose. And Tom Selleck's got nuttin on you!

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  29. oh my sweet jesus, this should be a billboard

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  30. You need to grow out your selleck stache! Also you should clear out you pockets before photo shoots, or are you just happy to see us?

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  31. Hey sexy 40 year old blogger, stop by and follow me back when you get a chance.

    ~Steph
    http://fortheluvofsanity.blogspot.com

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  32. funny :D

    come visit me sometimes :D

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  33. oh, so THAT'S the 'weird core' porn you were talking about the other day!

    that is fucking weird.

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  34. Your looks say you found a cure.

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  35. Haha both poses are sexy ;) But I really do hope they find a cure!

    http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/

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  36. That's some cool info. haha. Following! :)

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  37. I'd do you :)

    lol!

    but no, really.. you are a hunky 40 year old!

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  38. bruce willis pose wins anyday.

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  39. This glorious poster adorns my office walls. I love it THAT MUCH.

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  40. cute pix! funny, there was a time when you'd only show us little snippets of you, a hand, a foot, etc. ... as they say, you've come a long way, baby!

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