Saturday, August 27, 2011

EMERGENCY HURRICANE PROCEDURES FOR READERS OF THE NOT WORTH MENTIONING BLOG


Mayor Bloomberg (snappy dresser below) has issued all kinds of warnings to New Yorkers this morning.
Pretty much Hurricane Irene weather conditions will make it impossible for the city to operate under normal conditions. So he has issued mandatory closings and shutdowns of all kinds of services including sanitation, public transportation, and all blogger bloggers (wordpress and tumblr seem to be fine). Don’t be a hero! Comment at a minimum or avoid this blog completely today. Further instructions will be provided when available. Repeat. DO NOT be a hero. Be smart and safe. 

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22 comments:

  1. Glad I don't live on the east coat now...

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  2. Hope everyone is safe, glad i'm on the other side of the atlantic

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  3. They can take away my buses but their not taking away my Blogger! Besides, it's now pretty much a tropical storm.

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  4. Hope everyone stays safe. Hunker down! Duck and cover! Batten down the hatches!

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  5. Thanks so much for the blog love! I offer Nebraska as solace to any evacuees, just as long as it's understood you're swapping hurricanes for tornadoes and more republicans. Don't forget your valium.

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  6. Oh no. The hurricane is gonna hit the blogosphere!?

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  7. hurricane is a bad new
    thanks for the info :P

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  8. I suspected Wordpress immunity from natural disasters. I'm still sticking with blogger.

    Hey, stay safe. I didn't know the hurricane was heading your way.
    xoRobyn

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  9. Thank goodness I live in the west cost!

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  10. I don't live in New York, so there!!!

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  11. At least it's given us an economic boost - hardware store and liquor store sales are booming. Hey, wait! Why hasn't someone combined the two...

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  12. Yeah, well we are at day 61 of triple-digit heat and vitually no rain so you just enjoy your hurricane, east coast!

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  13. Good luck up there Jesse. We didn't get hit bad at all here but you're going to get some heavy duty winds and flooding. Make coffee and put in thermos! Take my advice. I didn't do it and without power it sucked!!!

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  14. No hurricane over here in the great vast nowhere, so if I post am I still a hero?? Anyway, good luck to everyone in the wake of the storm and be safe!

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  15. well glad to know us FL people made it out without any issues with Irene

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  16. Stay safe! I hope the storm isn't as rough as predicted. I'm thinking of all of you on the East Coast now!

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  17. It did some damage here in Puerto Rico so it was sent to New York, not unlike what what happens with many of our citizens.

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  18. I like to live dangerously, I am blogging with abandon!

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  19. Sheesh! Stay dry up there! And blog without a care, you rebel you

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  20. Hurricane Irene is a tool of the Illuminati.

    I'm just sayin'.

    Still, keep yer head down and stay safe, m'man! KEEP THE BLOG UP, FIGHT THE POWAH!!!!!

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