Saturday, August 27, 2011

EMERGENCY HURRICANE PROCEDURES FOR READERS OF THE NOT WORTH MENTIONING BLOG


Mayor Bloomberg (snappy dresser below) has issued all kinds of warnings to New Yorkers this morning.
Pretty much Hurricane Irene weather conditions will make it impossible for the city to operate under normal conditions. So he has issued mandatory closings and shutdowns of all kinds of services including sanitation, public transportation, and all blogger bloggers (wordpress and tumblr seem to be fine). Don’t be a hero! Comment at a minimum or avoid this blog completely today. Further instructions will be provided when available. Repeat. DO NOT be a hero. Be smart and safe. 

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Posted by Copyboy at 10:21 AM
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22 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 27, 2011 at 10:22 AM

    Glad I don't live on the east coat now...

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  2. Ting KubbyAugust 27, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    Hope everyone is safe, glad i'm on the other side of the atlantic

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  3. LoneIslanderAugust 27, 2011 at 11:15 AM

    They can take away my buses but their not taking away my Blogger! Besides, it's now pretty much a tropical storm.

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  4. GMSoccerPicksAugust 27, 2011 at 12:43 PM

    I was born to be a hero, so...

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  5. Ms. AAugust 27, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    Hope everyone stays safe. Hunker down! Duck and cover! Batten down the hatches!

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  6. julie feddersonAugust 27, 2011 at 1:54 PM

    Thanks so much for the blog love! I offer Nebraska as solace to any evacuees, just as long as it's understood you're swapping hurricanes for tornadoes and more republicans. Don't forget your valium.

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  7. D4August 27, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    Oh no. The hurricane is gonna hit the blogosphere!?

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  8. SylarAugust 27, 2011 at 2:28 PM

    hurricane is a bad new
    thanks for the info :P

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  9. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 27, 2011 at 3:10 PM

    I suspected Wordpress immunity from natural disasters. I'm still sticking with blogger.

    Hey, stay safe. I didn't know the hurricane was heading your way.
    xoRobyn

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  10. ZombieAugust 27, 2011 at 6:36 PM

    Thank goodness I live in the west cost!

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  11. Alex J. CavanaughAugust 27, 2011 at 6:53 PM

    I don't live in New York, so there!!!

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  12. LiAugust 27, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    At least it's given us an economic boost - hardware store and liquor store sales are booming. Hey, wait! Why hasn't someone combined the two...

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  13. ChuckAugust 27, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    Yeah, well we are at day 61 of triple-digit heat and vitually no rain so you just enjoy your hurricane, east coast!

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  14. BBAugust 27, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    Good luck up there Jesse. We didn't get hit bad at all here but you're going to get some heavy duty winds and flooding. Make coffee and put in thermos! Take my advice. I didn't do it and without power it sucked!!!

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  15. The Accidental SomebodyAugust 27, 2011 at 8:36 PM

    No hurricane over here in the great vast nowhere, so if I post am I still a hero?? Anyway, good luck to everyone in the wake of the storm and be safe!

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  16. RebeccaAugust 27, 2011 at 9:46 PM

    well glad to know us FL people made it out without any issues with Irene

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  17. Justine’s HalloweenAugust 27, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    Stay safe! I hope the storm isn't as rough as predicted. I'm thinking of all of you on the East Coast now!

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  18. NazarioAugust 27, 2011 at 11:11 PM

    It did some damage here in Puerto Rico so it was sent to New York, not unlike what what happens with many of our citizens.

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  19. Brenda SusanAugust 27, 2011 at 11:51 PM

    I like to live dangerously, I am blogging with abandon!

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  20. mjuntaAugust 28, 2011 at 6:15 AM

    Sounds thrilingy!

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  21. TexaGermaFinlaNadianAugust 28, 2011 at 7:35 AM

    Sheesh! Stay dry up there! And blog without a care, you rebel you

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  22. Thomas Duder, Author of the ThingsAugust 29, 2011 at 4:04 PM

    Hurricane Irene is a tool of the Illuminati.

    I'm just sayin'.

    Still, keep yer head down and stay safe, m'man! KEEP THE BLOG UP, FIGHT THE POWAH!!!!!

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