Tuesday, August 23, 2011

HELP! WHERE CAN I FIND A SLAUGHTERED DEAD COW PROP FOR LESS THAN $3000?

Please! Next time really try to challenge me. I barely broke a cyber-sweat searching. Just head on over to Hauntedprops.com. They got a slaughtered dead cow prop for ONLY $2,377.00.
- A massive life-sized prop! 
- Foam filled latex with amazing detail that looks like the real thing up close. 
- Available in 3 different color schemes: Holstein (shown), Black, and South Western (call to specify).
- Very gross (their words, not mine).

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22 comments:

  1. You're a lifesaver. I guess the party's officially back on!

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  2. This might create a real stir at the playground!

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  3. I could really use one of those for my companies haunted house! :D

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  4. I'm about $2,362 away from being able to own one of these babies!

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  5. Who would design such a prop? I'll wait until its on sale...

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  6. Looks delicious and nutritious.

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  7. i can think of some pretty awesome pranks to do with this :D

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  9. Yes, but does it smell realistic? I live in Nebraska and can get the real thing, plus aroma, for just a trip to the local rendering plant. You're overpaying.

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  10. haha, what a find. what would you do with it?

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  11. What about South Eastern cows? Or is that just too stupid?

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  12. Hmm, I guess I could put it in bed with hubby next time I am mad at him.

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  13. Is there nothing that Challenges you at this point?

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  14. I am speechless to the point of passing out. Is there nothing the human mind will not come up with? But that tire still looks like it has some tread on it...maybe.

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  15. That's a retarded amount of money. For the same amount you could probably just buy a real cow, kill it, spray it with formaldehyde, and still have enough cash leftover for lunch and a therapist.

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