Tuesday, August 23, 2011

HELP! WHERE CAN I FIND A SLAUGHTERED DEAD COW PROP FOR LESS THAN $3000?

Please! Next time really try to challenge me. I barely broke a cyber-sweat searching. Just head on over to Hauntedprops.com. They got a slaughtered dead cow prop for ONLY $2,377.00.
Here’s what a bunch of Benjamins gets you  …
- A massive life-sized prop! 
- Foam filled latex with amazing detail that looks like the real thing up close. 
- Available in 3 different color schemes: Holstein (shown), Black, and South Western (call to specify).
- Very gross (their words, not mine).

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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22 comments:

  1. The Bipolar DivaAugust 23, 2011 at 12:09 AM

    you never cease to amaze me!

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  2. TS HendrikAugust 23, 2011 at 12:12 AM

    You're a lifesaver. I guess the party's officially back on!

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  3. Ms. AAugust 23, 2011 at 12:13 AM

    This might create a real stir at the playground!

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  4. ZombieAugust 23, 2011 at 12:26 AM

    I could really use one of those for my companies haunted house! :D

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  5. D4August 23, 2011 at 12:29 AM

    I'm about $2,362 away from being able to own one of these babies!

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  6. A Daft Scots LassAugust 23, 2011 at 2:34 AM

    Who would design such a prop? I'll wait until its on sale...

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  7. MarkAugust 23, 2011 at 3:09 AM

    Looks delicious and nutritious.

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  8. T PaparAugust 23, 2011 at 4:14 AM

    i can think of some pretty awesome pranks to do with this :D

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  9. AnonymousAugust 23, 2011 at 4:15 AM

    Good find!

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  10. The Angry LurkerAugust 23, 2011 at 4:26 AM

    Really gross and cool.

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  11. UnknownAugust 23, 2011 at 5:10 AM

    ...Why?

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  12. Powdered Toast ManAugust 23, 2011 at 5:18 AM

    I would rather have a real dead cow.

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  13. my day in a sentenceAugust 23, 2011 at 7:52 AM

    I thought this was real! O_o

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  14. araAugust 23, 2011 at 10:01 AM

    Good day!
    I'm looking for any contact details (email, phone number or mail address)of the website owner or marketing person that I can communicate with for possible business venture on website income opportunities. We are very much interested to do business with you. Please send me an email together with your website name and I'll be glad to call you to discuss this matter.
    Thank you

    arazeilia@yourmediaguru.com

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  15. julie feddersonAugust 23, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    Yes, but does it smell realistic? I live in Nebraska and can get the real thing, plus aroma, for just a trip to the local rendering plant. You're overpaying.

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  16. Life, Liberty and AccountabilityAugust 23, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    haha, what a find. what would you do with it?

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  17. Alex J. CavanaughAugust 23, 2011 at 1:10 PM

    What about South Eastern cows? Or is that just too stupid?

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  18. BelleAugust 23, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    Hmm, I guess I could put it in bed with hubby next time I am mad at him.

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  19. LoneIslanderAugust 23, 2011 at 5:52 PM

    Is there nothing that Challenges you at this point?

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  20. ChuckAugust 23, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    I am speechless to the point of passing out. Is there nothing the human mind will not come up with? But that tire still looks like it has some tread on it...maybe.

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  21. SylarAugust 23, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    wow this is awesome

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  22. KyranAugust 24, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    That's a retarded amount of money. For the same amount you could probably just buy a real cow, kill it, spray it with formaldehyde, and still have enough cash leftover for lunch and a therapist.

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