It’s a valid question and I’ll tell you why. Actually, I don’t have to say anything. Take a viewing of this video.
I’m getting ahead of myself, since most of you are wondering who the heck Earnest is. Well here’s a quick rundown of Ernest Borgnine's career highlights.
- He won a best actor academy award for his role in the 1955 film Marty.
- Played Quinton McHale in McHale’s Navy (1962 – 66).
- In the mid-80s he starred in Airwolf.
- In the 90s he played a doorman in the NBC comedy Single Guy and won an emmy for a guest stint on ER.
- And most recently he’s been the voice of Mermaid Man in SpongeBob SquarePants.
Now in his 90s, Ernie admits that his secret to longevity is masturbating…a lot. So who are the lucky ladies in his master-fantasies? I’m going to go out on a limb and say they are probably co-stars during his youthful days in Hollywood like …
Any thoughts? Or is this too much to deal with on a Monday?
A fucking legend!
ReplyDeleteway too much on a monday, haha
ReplyDeleteHe can't go wrong thinking about any of them.
ReplyDeleteHe was wonderful as Fatso in From Here to Eternity. Who does he fantasize about? Maybe Rita Hayworth?
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry. I think he'd go after fresh young meat, maybe early 40's modern day type stuff. Maybe late 30's.
ReplyDeleteGina Lollobrigida was so hot back in the day. Damn.
ReplyDeleteAlso, thanks for making me your blog of the day. I'm adding that to my most recent post now.
I think you forgot to mention Sandy the Squirrel. She was one of his co-stars.
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious! xD
ReplyDeleteI haven't even had breakfast!
ReplyDeleteWell, he is spot on with Gina! ;D
ReplyDeleteI'd heard about this before, I don't know who he does it to, and I think I'm good with this.
ReplyDeleteLove the video clip. My guess, someone new and young - or any of your choices.
ReplyDeleteoh god how awkward!! lol.
ReplyDeleteI'm old enough to remember who Ernest Borgnine is -- glad to see that he's so hale and hearty! I hope he becomes the Poster Boy for Masturbation now! Maybe his career will take off again, like Betty White's!
ReplyDeleteMe. He thinks about me.
ReplyDeleteHe was on an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger I saw once. And everybody masturbates to Chuck Norris.
ReplyDeleteNow that's a disturbing start to the week. Haha!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I love how he was asked if he has heard of you tube! Thanks for the giggles.
ReplyDeletehilarious post
ReplyDeleteOh my...I bet he thinks about Jan Michael Vincent.
ReplyDeleteThe thought of Ernest Borgnine rubbing one off makes me vomit in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteJust not going to go there...
ReplyDeleteHaha, classic Borgnine! We have a park (more like a blade of grass) dedicated to him in Hamden, CT.
ReplyDeletenice nice :P
ReplyDeleteWhat makes him think that any of us even care? Perhaps he's trying to ensure his relevancy ; )
ReplyDeleteHahaha I love how the dude calls it being put on youtube. Did he not realize he had a mic on his shirt? At least he revealed the secret though, I'm gonna start giving spry old men the look...
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