Monday, October 17, 2011

5 DAYS. 5 NIGHTS.


This week work is sending me to…wait, not sure I can say…don’t want to piss off the suits. All I can tell you is it rhymes with a Tainstorm Bonvention. Sadly (for me) it means I won’t be able to read your wonderful blogs. So I totally don’t mind if you ignore mine. Though I will leave you with this parting giveaway.

INSTEAD OF READING MY BLOG POST WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH 1.5 MINUTES OF YOUR TIME?

The person with the most creative answer will be blog / new blog of the day for the entire week. Enter as often as you like up until 11:59pm tonight. 

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19 comments:

  1. I will have sex...twice...with my hand. :( kill me now.

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  2. Microwave a hotpocket to burn all the taste buds from my mouth with its lava juice

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  3. Uhm. I will eat your blog. For dinner. And then later on in the day I will ejaculate it into my ear. And then I will pull that out with a q-tip and stuff it in a doughnut, coat it in chocolate and call it bavarian cream. And it will make me rich.

    I want a doughnut now.

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  4. Take a well deserved nap using your blog as an uncomfortable pillow.

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  5. turn off this computer and go to sleep

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  6. Wash my 'hand wash only' bra's... They're lovely you know!

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  7. Take a good dump while doing the daily crossword.

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  8. Fap 3 times and then consider a fourth time. Or just contemplate life. One and a half minute might not do much, but it's a start.

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  9. Check myself repeatedly for testicular problems.

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  10. I will either show up at Tainstorm Bonvention with a laptop wherein I will force you to post -- to rescue everyone above...

    Or maybe I'll just scour the blog for clues, hack your account, and post in your absence.

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  11. If Harrison Ford is in it then you better believe I will be seeing it!! lol.

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  12. i could hold my breath and lose conciousness
    or i could travel 1.5minutes into the future!

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  13. I feel kind of dirty trying to get the prize when I am currently Blog Of The Day. Which I appreciate.

    I say, go for D4 or Angry Lurker. They are pretty solid bloggers.

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  14. try to take over the world, Pinky and the Brain style.

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  15. Get some big juicy green ones outa my nose and eat them for a snack. Fart really hard and then discover I need to change my underwear. Masturbate with a shampoo bottle. Fuck Coffeypot and Allen at the same time.

    Oh Jesus, who would have ever thought I'd sink so low?

    Love,
    Lola

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  16. Chocolate. It will involve chocolate.

    BTW - I launched Kibitz Spot - my new blog this week and you are on the blogroll. I linked it here to my name.

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