This week work is sending me to…wait, not sure I can say…don’t want to piss off the suits. All I can tell you is it rhymes with a Tainstorm Bonvention. Sadly (for me) it means I won’t be able to read your wonderful blogs. So I totally don’t mind if you ignore mine. Though I will leave you with this parting giveaway.
INSTEAD OF READING MY BLOG POST WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH 1.5 MINUTES OF YOUR TIME?
I will have sex...twice...with my hand. :( kill me now.
ReplyDeleteMicrowave a hotpocket to burn all the taste buds from my mouth with its lava juice
ReplyDeleteYou crazy goof! Have fun.
ReplyDeleteUhm. I will eat your blog. For dinner. And then later on in the day I will ejaculate it into my ear. And then I will pull that out with a q-tip and stuff it in a doughnut, coat it in chocolate and call it bavarian cream. And it will make me rich.
ReplyDeleteI want a doughnut now.
Take a well deserved nap using your blog as an uncomfortable pillow.
ReplyDeleteturn off this computer and go to sleep
ReplyDeleteWash my 'hand wash only' bra's... They're lovely you know!
ReplyDeleteTake a good dump while doing the daily crossword.
ReplyDeleteFap 3 times and then consider a fourth time. Or just contemplate life. One and a half minute might not do much, but it's a start.
ReplyDeleteCheck myself repeatedly for testicular problems.
ReplyDeleteI will either show up at Tainstorm Bonvention with a laptop wherein I will force you to post -- to rescue everyone above...
ReplyDeleteOr maybe I'll just scour the blog for clues, hack your account, and post in your absence.
If Harrison Ford is in it then you better believe I will be seeing it!! lol.
ReplyDeletei could hold my breath and lose conciousness
ReplyDeleteor i could travel 1.5minutes into the future!
I feel kind of dirty trying to get the prize when I am currently Blog Of The Day. Which I appreciate.
ReplyDeleteI say, go for D4 or Angry Lurker. They are pretty solid bloggers.
cry
ReplyDeletetry to take over the world, Pinky and the Brain style.
ReplyDeleteGet some big juicy green ones outa my nose and eat them for a snack. Fart really hard and then discover I need to change my underwear. Masturbate with a shampoo bottle. Fuck Coffeypot and Allen at the same time.
ReplyDeleteOh Jesus, who would have ever thought I'd sink so low?
Love,
Lola
SEX!
ReplyDeleteThe creative part is where...
Chocolate. It will involve chocolate.
ReplyDeleteBTW - I launched Kibitz Spot - my new blog this week and you are on the blogroll. I linked it here to my name.