Just to recap…
The 2 winners will be crowned Blog of the Day & New Blog of the Day for the entire week.
The rules are simple…
In the comment area just tell me …
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH TWO SHEEP, A CAN OF BLUE PAINT, AND A JAR OF BLACK OLIVES FOR 2 WHOLE MINUTES?
Rules:
You can offer up any other props and/or any other settings. HOWEVER, the scenario CAN NOT be you making love to a sheep. Other than that anything else is fair game.
Deadline:
You have up until tonight by 11:59 PM to get your entries in. I will announce the winners tomorrow on Sunday.
See previous post for more details (if this thing floats your boat).
I thought we weren't allowed to violate them.
ReplyDeleteI'd use the sheep as ear muffs, paint my myself blue and celebrate Hallowwen as a Surf handing out olives to all the neighbourhood kids.
ReplyDeletePaint numbers 1 and 3 in the sheeps, drop them in a public building. Spend the day looking at the people looking for the number 2 meanwhile you sit eating the olives.
ReplyDeleteThe winner's idea is sure to amuse. Or disgust. Not sure which yet.
ReplyDeleteAs someone who calls her followers sheep I am shocked and disgusted that you would even suggest a sheep violation contest.
ReplyDeleteI think they suffer enough by having to read the crap I post.
But. I would spray the olives blue, place them under the sheeps rear ends and take pictures which I would post all over the Internet entitled "sheep does blue shit".
lol, awesome contest, very innovative! :P
ReplyDeletePretend that I'm playing Minecraft. Eat the olives to regain health, dye the sheep blue, sheer the sheep for blue wool and then punch the sheep to death to get non-existent lamb.
ReplyDeleteOkay I got one. Another one. Look at this.
ReplyDeleteFirst, I'd eat the olives. THE WHOLE THING OF OLIVES, all of it. In like the first 30 seconds. Then, id open up the can of blue paint and I'd throw it at a wall, call it graffiti. Maybe put some finger paint on that, reverse finger paint. This will take another minute so there's 1:30 right there. Now check it. With the last 30 seconds I'd take those sheep right, and I'd pet them. I'm f***ing dirty like that, I'd pet those muhfuggers like they've never been pat before. They'll feel SO violated, I don't know what my karma would do to me, but dammit. Mf. Have their furr all up in my fingers. LIKE A BOSS.
The whole skipping me thing still applies. This is just way too much fun.
AND AN EVEN BETTER IDEA! I'd mount the two sheep and me on a ferris wheel, I'd take with us the blue paint, the olives and a blunt, right. Get to the top, smoke one with my main buddies sheepy one and sheepy two, get to the top again, high and pour the blue paint down. Laugh at everyone because that's how we roll. The olives will be the munchies.
ReplyDeleteI'm done now. I'll stop commenting.
>>not you making love to a sheep
ReplyDeletecount me out.
yeaaaah
First off I would sniff the paint...... then sniff some more paint....... and then i would..... um.... uh....... where am I?..... And why are there sheep covered in olives in here?
ReplyDeleteOh no, I think I missed the deadline. Damn time difference. Can't wait to see the winner. This should be....interesting.
ReplyDeleteI just can't get something for this no matter how hard I think. I don't know. I'd bring in a friend, we'd paint one sheep with blue stripes and we'd stick some olives and a little helmet onto the other and we'd compete in a race, spots versus stripes. Or I could take the paint and go paint my room blue which is something I've been wanting to do for ages, then during my break I would make a sub sandwich using the delicious olives as one of my fillings! Orrrrr I could paint them both completely blue and then upload a video to Youtube from a distance claiming that I've seen alien sheep then I'd get famous. My ideas suck, and I'm out of them now. Damn, this was tough.
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