More than 50% of the time... I'm the "1".
It's hard to choose which fate is worse!
Thank you!! (:
LOL!!! Well that gets rid of my astroid nightmares once and for all
I had the IRS so far up my ass it gave me hemorrhoids. What are the odds of that?
I think as a non-US living guy, my odds with the IRS are more like 175,000,000 to 1
I'm not happy with hemorrhoids odds.....damn.
This is pretty interesting. I'll be gutted if that asteroid does end up hitting me after all, especially if I avoided haemorrhoids!
If a meteor landed on my house, I'd probably be the unluckiest human being that ever existed.
I think I'd rather have a meteor hit my house though.
Getting injured by a chainsaw is a lot more likely than I thought. lol.
yikes.... who knew hemorrhoids were so common?
just my luck i'm usually the 1 in any ratio except when it's the good stuff like winning the lottery
I will throw a party with 25 people and randomly blurt out "who's got the ass problems in here?!"Hold them hostage until someone spills the beans, laugh, go to jail for using a firearm to keep them in place while they answered, etc. It'll make for a great day.
none of this stuff even occurred to me...
Shock about hemorrhoids :p
I'll take the meteor over hemorrhoids any day!
I'll take the last set of odds, thanks!
I have trouble with hemorrhoids occasionally so nothing else will go wrong for me, correct?Love,Lola
Thank god for the meteor odds...they were getting worse as I read down further.
Rather have a meteor land on my house than be audited by the irs.
Well what are the chances of that....
great post :D
I'm always on the lookout for the next future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.Best line of Jurassic Park. What are the odds that somebody would bring up this quote?
Where does the "25 to 1" for hemorrhoids come from? Your lifetime change of getting hemorrhoids is at least 50%, if not higher (more than half the population over age 50 will have them at some point).
despite the odds. I still fear the Meteor more then any of the others, even the IRS