Tuesday, October 25, 2011

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAS JASON HACKED TO DEATH?


America’s favorite psychotic goalie (Jason Voorhees) has amassed quite a kill list from all the Friday the 13th movies. Here’s the total tally (not including the remake, TV series or when he kicked Freddy’s butt).
  • Friday the 13th - ZIP (the mom did it)
  • Friday the 13th Part 2 - 9
  • Friday the 13th Part III - 12
  • Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter - 13
  • Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning - ZERO(credit goes to Crazy Roy) 
  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives - 18
  • Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood - 16
  • Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan - 19
  • Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday- 21(*Jay's soul did the hacking.)
  • Jason X - 28
TOTAL BODY COUNT = 136

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27 comments:

  1. Holy bloody freaking hell. No wonder that mad man still scare the bejeezus out of me and most of the civilized world.

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  2. So, does that make him like a serial killer or something? How much would his head be worth?

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  3. He has a decent bodycount, but it's not all that impressive. It took him a while to really find his stride.

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  4. Holy! I would have guessed like 40 or something. That is unreal. Lots of fake blood was wasted in these movies

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  5. Plensh! Lets hope he continues to hack away...

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  6. This is quite the list for Jason, I can't believe there was a film where he killed nobody though, is that possible? Jason is a machine!

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  7. Now that's good info, he was always a prolific soul.

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  8. I've always kind of wondered but there's NO WAY I'm ever going to watch to keep count....IMdB says the last movie is 91 minutes long which means there was a casualty every 3.25 minutes.

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  9. This is just a ballpark guess, but perhaps a lot? lol.

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  10. Wait, why not count vs. Freddy?!

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  11. Wow! When you sit down and add these up, that's pretty extreme. I've never kept count of how many people died through a horror movie. Probably every horror movie killer goes through tons of people!

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  12. Only 136? That disappoints me! I expected more out of Jason!

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  13. didn't know they made a tv series...

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  14. Jeez, that doesn't put him too high up the serial killer list. I think the dude in Russia might have beat him and he did it with more finesse. Jason better up his game.

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  15. I've never heard for this franchise..Well, probably because I almost never watch horrors

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  16. Where's Dexter when you need him!

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  17. I think someone is just begging for an intervention.

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  18. Well, at least his killing spree has ended. They won't make anymore movies.

    That's totally not something Hollywood would do.

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  19. not surprising that as the body count goes up the movie quality goes down

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  20. the man is super talented in that area...

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