Tuesday, October 25, 2011

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAS JASON HACKED TO DEATH?


America’s favorite psychotic goalie (Jason Voorhees) has amassed quite a kill list from all the Friday the 13th movies. Here’s the total tally (not including the remake, TV series or when he kicked Freddy’s butt).
  • Friday the 13th - ZIP (the mom did it)
  • Friday the 13th Part 2 - 9
  • Friday the 13th Part III - 12
  • Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter - 13
  • Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning - ZERO(credit goes to Crazy Roy) 
  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives - 18
  • Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood - 16
  • Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan - 19
  • Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday- 21* (*Jay's soul did the hacking.)
  • Jason X - 28
TOTAL BODY COUNT = 136

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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27 comments:

  1. The EmpressOctober 25, 2011 at 12:08 AM

    Holy bloody freaking hell. No wonder that mad man still scare the bejeezus out of me and most of the civilized world.

    On another note, thank you so much for making my day by naming The Ranter's Box your blog of the day. I am honored by your kindness.

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  2. Ms. AOctober 25, 2011 at 12:27 AM

    Quite a prolific killer.

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  3. D4October 25, 2011 at 12:51 AM

    So, does that make him like a serial killer or something? How much would his head be worth?

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  4. MarkOctober 25, 2011 at 12:55 AM

    He has a decent bodycount, but it's not all that impressive. It took him a while to really find his stride.

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  5. MelanieOctober 25, 2011 at 1:59 AM

    he's quite an over achiever!

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  6. AnonymousOctober 25, 2011 at 2:32 AM

    I've killed more! :P

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  7. TexaGermaFinlaNadianOctober 25, 2011 at 3:40 AM

    Holy! I would have guessed like 40 or something. That is unreal. Lots of fake blood was wasted in these movies

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  8. AnonymousOctober 25, 2011 at 3:47 AM

    Jason's crazy!!

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  9. A Daft Scots LassOctober 25, 2011 at 4:06 AM

    Plensh! Lets hope he continues to hack away...

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  10. OutcastOctober 25, 2011 at 4:56 AM

    This is quite the list for Jason, I can't believe there was a film where he killed nobody though, is that possible? Jason is a machine!

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  11. The Angry LurkerOctober 25, 2011 at 5:08 AM

    Now that's good info, he was always a prolific soul.

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  12. Vicki RochoOctober 25, 2011 at 8:56 AM

    I've always kind of wondered but there's NO WAY I'm ever going to watch to keep count....IMdB says the last movie is 91 minutes long which means there was a casualty every 3.25 minutes.

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  13. ZombieOctober 25, 2011 at 9:26 AM

    This is just a ballpark guess, but perhaps a lot? lol.

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  14. SkimboshOctober 25, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    Wait, why not count vs. Freddy?!

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  15. Justine’s HalloweenOctober 25, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    Wow! When you sit down and add these up, that's pretty extreme. I've never kept count of how many people died through a horror movie. Probably every horror movie killer goes through tons of people!

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  16. Ashley StoneOctober 25, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    ahhh!!! He creeps me out!

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  17. WorkingdanOctober 25, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    Only 136? That disappoints me! I expected more out of Jason!

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  18. ShutterbugOctober 25, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    didn't know they made a tv series...

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  19. Sharon DayOctober 25, 2011 at 12:32 PM

    Jeez, that doesn't put him too high up the serial killer list. I think the dude in Russia might have beat him and he did it with more finesse. Jason better up his game.

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  20. GizmoOctober 25, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    I've never heard for this franchise..Well, probably because I almost never watch horrors

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  21. Alex J. CavanaughOctober 25, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    That's not bad. Well done, good sir!

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  22. MarleneOctober 25, 2011 at 8:37 PM

    Where's Dexter when you need him!

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  23. julie feddersonOctober 25, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    I think someone is just begging for an intervention.

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  24. DWeiOctober 25, 2011 at 11:17 PM

    Well, at least his killing spree has ended. They won't make anymore movies.

    That's totally not something Hollywood would do.

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  25. aamedorOctober 25, 2011 at 11:32 PM

    not surprising that as the body count goes up the movie quality goes down

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  26. Pat TillettOctober 27, 2011 at 12:43 AM

    the man is super talented in that area...

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