Friday, October 28, 2011

YET ANOTHER CONTEST TO SEE WHO GETS BLOG/NEW BLOG OF THE DAY FOR THE WHOLE WEEK


I say one, but in actuality I will probably crown 2 winners that will be Blog of the Day & New Blog of the Day for the entire week. So what do you have to do? Easy. Just come up with something creative and twisted based on this scenario.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH TWO SHEEP, A CAN OF BLUE PAINT, AND A JAR OF BLACK OLIVES FOR 2 WHOLE MINUTES?

Rules:
You can offer up any other props and/or any other settings. HOWEVER, the scenario CAN NOT be you making love to a sheep. Other than that anything else is fair game.

To enter:
Leave your answers in the comment area today or tomorrow.

Deadline:
You have up until this Saturday by 11:59 PM. I will announce the winners on Sunday. 

WARNING: People will be creative with their answers. They might also be downright disgusting. So please DO NOT judge them. They are still human beings. They are still good people who write the blogs you love to read.

We done? Good. Now let’s see what you warped f*cks came up with.

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21 comments:

  1. I have ZERO ideas for this, but can't wait to check back to see what pops up!

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  2. Oh gosh. I would never have sex with a sheep. Some guy would fuck a sheep and the sheep gives birth to a human/sheep mixture baby. I think that's too close to breaking the rules so I lose, but maybe I'll think of something tomorrow. Blue paint . . . black olives . . . think,think,think

    Love,
    Lola

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  3. Let the two of them loose in a school or college at night with the numbers (in blue paint of course) 1 and 3 painted on their backs, the olives are for sustenance as they search for a non existent 2.

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  4. Survival of the fittest, one sheep gets dunked in blue paint. The other sheep gets covered in olives. Which ever sheep survives the wilderness for a month (or a week?) wins!

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  5. Can't be making love to them? This system is totally unfair. I would paint go faster stripes on the sheep, and make them do mortal kombat for the olives, then eat the olives after the victor has slain his brethren, before he kills me.

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  6. I'm just like a lot of other people in this blog. I can't think of a thing to possibly do to these sheep to save my life. It's actually incredibly frustrating! Good luck to everyone else all the same though.

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  7. I would dip the olives in the blue paint and toss them at the sheep. The sheep with the most dots gets to be on top. (Notice, I am not in the pile, ergo not breaking the rules.)

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  8. You can enter as often as you like! And I never said anything about heavy petting.

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  9. Even I'm speechless on this one Jesse. Can't wait to see who wins and what they said!

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  10. Okay... I would spread the blue paint over the sheep and use them as giant paint rollers on a huge piece of paper. Then once the paper is all painted up I would sprinkle the olives on it for flavor. Then sell that as "Modern Art" for millions.

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  11. I would use the paint to paint a big hoeseshoe on them. (I'm a huge Colts fan after all)

    I would then assign and paint numbers on the sheep. Probably 87 for one (Reggie Wayne) and 44 for the other. (Dallas Clark)

    I would line up #87 to the far left and #44 in the slot position. I would then do my Peyton Manning impression and call a play at the line of scrimmage. It would probably sound something like this...Omaha alert, fox 40, black sheep, big bad wolf, HUT HUT!

    This would send #87 into a deep post pattern and #44 into an underneath curl route.

    I would throw the olives like footballs and the sheep with the most catches wins. Bonus points awarded to the sheep with the best end-zone celebration.

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  12. I'd eat the olives while watching the sheep graffiti each other with the spray paint.

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  13. I like the answers people have given. Good luck everyone!

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  14. Well, two minutes.

    I'd dunk the blue paint over them, use that as some form of adhesive and stick the olives onto them. Call them giant blueberries and win a nobel prize for finding the cure to human starvation.

    If I'm any good, feel free to skip me, I already won.

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  15. Pretend this is Minecraft and proceed to dye the sheep blue, sheer the wool and then punch the sheep to death for delicious lamb meat (that doesn't exist yet).

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  16. Coffeypot, Allen, The Silver Fox, and I are making amateur pornos. Our current movie is titled Frolicy Fucking in the Meadow. We need one more two-minute scene in the movie and a distributor will actually sell the movie for us and we NEED the money. The distributor also wants us to make the movie a little more artsy, so Coffey, Allen, and Silver all dip their penises in the blue paint. I place the black olives on my naughty bits and the fellows use the two minutes to eat the olives off my bodacious bod. They moan and groan their joy as they eat me (I mean the olives) and their blue penises stand at attention. So the movie will also appeal to children, the sheep are our audience. When they bleat their approval, we put little comments on the sound track so it seems as if the sheep are saying things like "Nipple start with the letter N" and "When he takes the olive from between her legs, the good part down there is called the vagina." Baaaaaa, Baaaaa

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  17. For fear of being taken to jail, I'd better keep it to myself. I will however, say that the blue paint would make some pretty eye shadow...

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  18. I'd use the sheep as ear muffs, paint my myself blue and celebrate Halloween as a Surf handing out olives to all the neighbourhood kids.

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