Sunday, October 30, 2011

AND THE WINNERS OF MY INAPPROPRIATE SHEEP CONEST ARE…


Wow! Some real quality entries these last 2 days. I don’t care what society (or Pennsylvania lawmakers) say – we’ve done some real good here. Alas, there can be only 2 winners and they are …


r.gers said...
Survival of the fittest, one sheep gets dunked in blue paint. The other sheep gets covered in olives. Which ever sheep survives the wilderness for a month (or a week?) wins!


danjor21
said...
I would use the paint to paint a big hoeseshoe on them. (I'm a huge Colts fan after all)

I would then assign and paint numbers on the sheep. Probably 87 for one (Reggie Wayne) and 44 for the other. (Dallas Clark)

I would line up #87 to the far left and #44 in the slot position. I would then do my Peyton Manning impression and call a play at the line of scrimmage. It would probably sound something like this...Omaha alert, fox 40, black sheep, big bad wolf, HUT HUT!

This would send #87 into a deep post pattern and #44 into an underneath curl route. 

I would throw the olives like footballs and the sheep with the most catches wins. Bonus points awarded to the sheep with the best end-zone celebration.

Fear not (or be very afraid) I’ll have another contest soon.

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14 comments:

  1. These are both so damn awesome, they're definitely worthy winners! Nice contest, congratulations to the winners.

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  2. Those were definitely funny. Congrats to the winners!

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  3. Those are good! Congratulations to the winners.

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  4. Danjors was very good. I never win these things.

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  5. Congratulations to the winners!

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  6. Sorry I missed this contest but I couldn't have competed with those responses (not with the one rule you set about not making love to a sheep). I especially like how detailed danjor's is, Peyton Manning impression and all.
    xoRobyn

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  7. They deserved 'em! Also, YES do it more often it was way too much fun :D

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  8. Wow, I will never watch Peyton Manning with a straight face again. Congrats to the winners!

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  9. Yay! I won! I never win anything!

    Thank you!

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