Now you can get your very own cuddly case of Herpes Simplex Virus 2. This venereal virus measures 7 inches tall and weighs 3 ounces. Comes complete with a handy leaflet that has all kinds of fun facts about your Giant Microbe® menace. Makes the perfect gift for parents, educators and any friend who just received great news from the free clinic.
Dude that's just sick. So funny, where do you find this stuff?
ReplyDeleteI know at least a dozen people who I need to buy this for.
ReplyDeleteWow, 7" tall? Really?
ReplyDeleteSorry. I had to go there, given your candy comment and all. (You might want to see my response to that one. Or maybe not)
Robyn
The last person I dated would love this little cuddle buddy.
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