Sunday, May 29, 2011

AT 12:22AM EST YOU CAN HELP SAVE A DRUNK PATHETIC-ish SOUL


If you’ve read even 5 of my posts you know I’m a weird moron. Meaning age has sadly not supplied me with needed wisdom. So pretty much you can expect this outcome …

FACT I will be at Smithtown long Island today for a Memorial Day BBQ.


FACT I will drink a crap load of beers.

FACT I will end up staying late catching up with the guys so therefore I will be taking the 11:47pm train home from Syosset to Penn Station NYC.

FACT I will pass out on the train, which is never a good thing.

SO HOW CAN YOU SAVE A PATHETIC 40 YR. OLD SOUL?
Easy, I need all of you bloggers to email me at approximately 12:22am. In theory it should wake me up (since I’ll set it to beep on my iphone). The constant bleeping should jolt me up out of my drunken slumber right before the train gets into Penn.

Ok let’s be honest, this is probably a distant second (or 14th) to rescuing Bosnian kids from war-torn somewhere, but still … actually I have no clue where I’m going with that analogy.

So to sum up … help me at 12:22am EST!!!

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23 comments:

  1. I'll help you out, dude!
    Been there. Totally understand.

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  2. Done! You really need a mommy, dude.

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  3. oh no dude, i missed you by two minutes. hope you enjoyed yourself. i haven't been on the island since february. miss it :( haven't been on lirr since in forever.

    FourthGradeNothing.com

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  4. Wait, wait....
    You meant, like, SUNDAY night, right?

    Cuz...if not...I already dropped the ball on you, my friend.

    I thought you meant TOMORROW night; not TONIGHT. Sorry!

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  5. Ummm, couldn't you just set your phone to alarm? Same thing. Plus, everyone else is tied up, partying. (except me)

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  6. The end result of your evening of partying should prove to be interesting. Please share the email messages you receive from everyone!

    The Ranter’s Box

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  7. hope we hear 'Thank you, troops!'.

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  8. Sorrrry, I'm an hour late. Better late than never though, right?

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  9. If I'm up, I'll be joining the crusade.

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  10. I would have helped you out, but I'm two hours late >_<

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  11. I don't know what the time difference between us is. So I would probably email you and land up waking you up at 3am in the morning when you least want an email especially with a raging hangover!

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  12. Ha! If I weren't in Greece and wouldn't be enjoying my sleep in I would! ;o)

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  13. The calling will be for tonight! Today's the BBQ. Probably should've specified that.

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  14. That's eastern time right?? Coz I might forget I am central time and wake you when you get home.

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  15. im craving burgers right now

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  16. hehehehe, if I don't end up sleeping, sure?

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  17. Lmfao, this is the best post ever.

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  18. I miss taking the trains in and out of the city. Especially when the lights go out!

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  19. Getting the word out.. still and again for Haley - today she is in the hospital receiving yet again another blood transfusion - She needs a bone marrow transplant - Please go to her Facebook page and like it - if you can donate - Please say "I want to donate" and I will contact you with all you need. thank you - Kelly
    Sunday Post
    Haley's Facebook Page
    I've Become My Mother
    I've Become My Mother facebook

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  20. will totally help if i'm still awake myself


    My Life

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  21. I'm afraid I'll likely be in the same state of drunkeness at that hour.

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  22. Dang, I'm just reading this now. I was up at that time, too!! Want me to do it tonight? LOL!!!

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