Tuesday, May 17, 2011

“SEMI-SHOCK YOU” TUESDAY

For $128.96 I’d eat and fully digest a skin scab that is not my own. 
Ah, ah, ah, ahhh. I’m not finished yet. Before I eat it, I’d dip it in raw egg... 
...and then pickle juice. 
Any takers? I do have a paypal account...and a camera.

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36 comments:

  1. $128 bucks huh? You still trying to pay off your Circuit City credit card?

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  2. Yak! The doctor bill will cost more than 128.96!

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  3. Even if I wanted to take you up on this, I'm pretty sure I would have to cause myself some pretty nasty bodily harm to create a massive scab.

    Ick.

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  4. If we make a certain day when i have money and record it on webcam i will..seriously

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  5. if you do it for free, you would become an internet sensation!

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  6. That appetite I had just worked up? Gone. All gone.

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  7. Dang, of all the times to be completely broke.

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  8. Well that's one definite way to go viral...

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  9. Not on my worst enemy bro. I'm way too soft though.

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  10. don't feel bad. i've done a lot worse for $128.96.

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  11. $128.96. That's ZAR900!

    Are you fucking insane?

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  12. I think you're charging too much. $124.99 is all I'd pay.

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  13. Bleh! That scab looks all nasty! lol.

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  14. I'll get back to you when I have a scab as big as my whole back :D

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  15. Dang, I so just gave my "dare you" money to someone else. Maybe next time.

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  16. enjoy your aids that you will get!

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  17. EEEEEEEEEEEK!!! Your standards aren't high enough...Do you realize how many infections and/or diseases you could get for just over a Benjamin? Rethink the plan! Don't do drugs...or eat scabs!

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  18. Yucky yuck. Pickle juice on popcorn isn't bad. I learned that while researching Selena Gomez. She's a fan of pickle juice.

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  19. I've got $0.96 if someone wants to cough up the other bit.

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  20. Just curious. What prompted you to think up this particular dare? I'm guessing that perhaps it has something to do with the specific amount of award money OR that you are entering a Zombie Training Program and want to practice eating flesh but just on a small scale to start. Either way, very nasty.

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  21. Now tell us what you would do for $200.00? haha

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  22. About a chicken instead of the eggs?

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  23. Awesome post man! Keep up this excellent work!

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  24. sick... but tempting
    If I had $128 dollars I'd make ya do it :)

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  25. Funny - had me laughing out loud - read a couple of your other posts - enjoy your humor!
    I've Become My Mother
    I've Become My Mother facebook

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  26. Haha, just do it for free =D

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  27. Alright, so my lunch is back up in my mouth. THanks for that. And you say Assless Chaps Wednesday, I just say Wednesday! lol.

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  28. Okay now I feel like there's a catch...there is a catch right??

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  29. I think I just threw up a little. blecch.

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