Friday, May 27, 2011

GOOGLE AWKWARD SEARCH GAME: “I hate” edition


Rules are simple. In the search area type in part of a statement or question. Then simply let Googlfinish it off. I figured I’d find some fertile ground in the “I hate” area, and Google did not disappoint. 





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33 comments:

  1. Google search is always good for a giggle!

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  2. does Google have warning for choking hazard yet?

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  3. Justin Bieber comes up a whole lot now, doesn't he?

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  4. Who knew there was so much Justin Bieber hate out there? I wonder why that many people would be googling that, or the rest of this for that matter!

    These google search blog posts are always fun. They're also a reminder of how many strange people are out there. Seriously, who hates giraffes?

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  5. This just reinforces my thought that I am not the only person out there who thinks The Biebster is a twat head ; )

    The Ranter’s Box

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  6. I can see why people hate girl gamers. I am a girl gamer and I hate most of them myself. I am also ok with hating Justin Bieber.

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  7. Not suprised by the beiber hate. Now if we can just convince NASA to fire him into the sun all would be good.

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  8. People still going on about that pipsqueak Bieber.

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  9. "I hate douchebags"

    I feel that is quite rational! :D

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  10. this is funny but dont get me wrong, who would hate girl gamers!?

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  11. so many crazy people on the internet, right? :)

    You can visit my blog here.

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  12. i ahte white rappers, ehhehehe

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  13. Who in the name of pacman hates Giraffes?

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  14. I too hate douchebags. Always a fun game.

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  15. don't we all hate juggalos deep down in our heart^^

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  16. Lol my boyfriend does this shit all the time when he's bored. He's gotten some pretty hilarious results too :-D

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  17. lol..very funny you have way too much time on your hands


    My Life

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  18. I always love these so much!

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  19. finally, FINALLY, there is someone out there who hates dora the explorer as much as i do.

    know-it-all fucking brat. YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?!?!

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  21. Sorry, that comment was supposed to be on somebody else's blog.

    It's interesting how "penises" doesn't come up. :D

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  22. I am proud of America for making I Hate Donald Trump #2 in the search engine game.

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  23. Girls that giggle ALL the time are kind of annoying :/

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  24. Your job as a future mother is to learn the god's ways and to help your child understand despite the negative reinforcement and conditioning of today's society. Without consciousous parents the child will have no hope, and may even exaserbate their disfavor by becoming corrupted in today's environment.
    Your ultimate goal is to fix your relationship wiith the gods and move on. You don't want to be comfortable here, and the changes in Western society in the last 100 years has achieved just that.
    1000 years with Jesus is the consolation prize. Don't be deceived into thinking that is the goal.

    The gods tempt people for which they are most weak. Artificial Intelligence will create desire in people's minds for the following sins:::
    1. Alcohol
    2. Drugs
    3. Preditory "earning"
    4. Homosexuality
    5. Gambling
    6. Something for nothing/irresponsibility (xtianity)
    7. Polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny (Islam)
    Much like the other prophets Mohhamed (polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny) and Jesus (forgiveness/savior), the gods use me for temptation as well. In today's modern society they feel people are most weak for popular culture/sensationalism, and the clues date back to WorldWarII and Unit731:TSUSHOGO.
    It has been discussed that, similar to the Matrix concept, the gods will offer a REAL "Second Coming of Christ", while the "fake" Second Coming will come at the end and follow New Testiment scripture and their xtian positioning. I may be that real Second Coming.
    What I teach is the god's true way. It is what is expected of people, and only those who follow this truth will be eligible to ascend into heaven as children in a future life. They offered this event because the masses have just enough time to work on and fix their relationship with the gods and ascend, to move and grow past Planet Earth, before the obligatory xtian "consolation prize" of "1000 years with Jesus on Earth" begins.

    The Prince of Darkness, battling the gods over the souls of the Damned.
    It is the gods who have created this environment and led people into Damnation with temptation. The god's positioning proves they work to prevent people's understanding.
    How often is xtian dogma wrong? Expect it is about the Lucifer issue as well.
    The fallen god, fighting for justice for the disfavored, banished to Earth as the fallen angel?
    I believe much as the Noah's Flood event, the end of the world will be initiated by revelry among the people. Revelry will be positioned to be sanctioned by the gods and led for "1000 years with Jesus on Earth".
    In light of modern developments this can entail many pleasures:::Medicine "cures" aging, the "manufacture" of incredible beauty via cloning as sex slaves, free (synthetic) cocaine, etc.
    Somewhere during the 1000 years the party will start to "die off", literally. Only those who maintain chaste, pure lifestyles will survive the 1000 years. They will be the candidates used to (re)colonize (the next) Planet Earth, condemned to relive the misery experienced by the peasantry during Planet Earth's history.
    If this concept of Lucifer is true another role of this individual may be to initiate disfavor and temptation among this new population, the proverbial "apple" of this Garden of Eden. A crucial element in the history of any planet, he begins the process of deterioration and decay that leads civilizations to where Planet Earth remains today.

    Only children go to heaven. By the time you hit puberty it is too late. This is charecteristic of the gods:::Once you realize what you have lost it is too late.
    Now you are faced with a lifetime to work to prepare for your next chance. Too many will waste this time, getting stoned, "Hiking!", working, etc.

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