Anyone who wants my stroke of brilliance is welcome to it. Truth be told I actually came up with this idea before the internet was even created – summer of 1992. Since then I’ve never seen it done. So if anyone in the blogosphere has the capital and the know-how, give me a holla. Now onto to my revolutionary, porno-riffic idea.
BEAR-SIC INSTINCT
Yeah, it is somewhat related to the steamy “Michael Douglas / Sharon Stone” thriller BASIC INSTINCT. However my version uses stuffed animals (teddy bears) in those erotic situations. For just $10.99 a month people would gain access to all kinds of plush animals doing unspeakable acts. Think erotic Muppets. That’s pretty much it.
PROs of BEAR-SIC INSTINCT:
- Low start up costs
- No actors /actresses
- No chance of being sued for offensive material
- No chance of anyone being underage
CONs:
None that I can think of off the top of my head.
If you need further incentive, here are some crude, yet accurate potential site visuals.
That was hysterical! XD
ReplyDeleteI have seen women get off to stuffed animals, live animals get off with stuffed animals... and I think a freaky penguin stuffed animal thing... but never this. You, sir, are a genius. I think we should start making anatomically correct plush bears though. I think it would add that little something ;)
ReplyDeleteSir, you are a genious!
ReplyDeletei always knew when men have teddy bears it the sign of robust masculinity.
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny. And you know what? There are lots of people who would visit the site. It just might take off!
ReplyDeleteWow. I have never been more turned on. Million dollar idea, more like billion dollar idea!
ReplyDeleteGood thing you put that warning on your blog. That was definitely hot, hot, hot!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou could use Build-A-Bear as a sponsor, their earnings will sky rocket!
ReplyDeleteAwesome, I'd watch but dont tell no one
ReplyDeleteSomething is missing but I can't quite put my finger on it...
ReplyDeletelol....brilliant post
ReplyDeleteNot a bad idea at all! :D
ReplyDeletesimply briliant
ReplyDeleteUNFFF, YEAH, I WANT YOUR STUFFING ALL OVER ME YOU FILTHY BEAR
ReplyDeleteGood stuff. Revolutionary.
ReplyDeleteI think I could qualify for a director. I used to harass my sister by making her kid's toys do unspeakable acts to each other.
ReplyDeleteThis must be done!
ReplyDeletehuh?"
ReplyDeleteyou're totally crazy and you always make me laugh!
ReplyDeleteI'm just catching up on all the bloggy posts I missed while I was away. I see you're still up to your good ol' tricks.
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